Random Thoughts
Under ObamaCare, “Sophie’s choice” will just be known as a common budgeting decision.
Under ObamaCare, the only way your sick grandma will get care is if she’s an illegal immigrant.
Under ObamaCare, every doctor will be as mean as House and as incompetent as Dr. Nick Riviera.
Under ObamaCare, whatever you do, don’t take the blue pill.
Under ObamaCare, health care will be as free and wildly available as unicorns.
Under ObamaCare, there will be plenty of health care choices for anyone who doesn’t mind fines and imprisonment.
Under ObamaCare, Yakov Smirnoff’s style humor will be made relevant again.
Under Obamacare, even Wolverine will not heal.
Sometimes I lie away at night frantically trying to remember if the official name of my favorite procedural is “House” or “House, M.D.”
Under ObamaCare, House will be canceled because, realisitically, there will not be money for a team of diagnosticians. Actually, that’s kinda infeasible now.
Hopefully I can get the hang of a radio interview. I cannot describe just how much I love hearing my own voice.
Lots of people worry about a zombie apocalypse, but I never hear anyone worry about a vampire apocalypse. Why? Zombies seem more possible. Plus, no one has even considered making zombies sparkly.
How are Democrats like Nazis? I don’t quite care for either of them.
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August 20th, 2009 at 9:45 am
“Under ObamaCare, the only way your sick grandma will get care is if she’s an illegal immigrant.”
Truer words were never said.
Frank, If you haven’t been reported to the WHite House already–you will be now, especially with their new improved super secret fink link, whcih I’ve forgotten since I saw it the other day..
August 20th, 2009 at 9:56 am
Under ObamaCare the only private practice left in America will be in Beverly Hills. It will be run by a doctor named Granny.
August 20th, 2009 at 9:59 am
Vampires do exist and are quite real! These blood sucking parasites are found in abundance in most states and all large cities. They are however, most prevalent in Washington DC, where they are currently in charge of everything and unfortunately….they don’t just come out at night anymore.
August 20th, 2009 at 10:03 am
Sarah K., an Americon Idol FM Wireless Microphone will run you about $40+S&H. Frank J. would like one for his Unbirthday.
August 20th, 2009 at 10:09 am
I thought we already had a Zombie apocalypse, thats why Obozo is president. And for the blood suckers they roam the halls of congress and take all our money.
August 20th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Under O-bah-muhhCare ,’Dr.’ Jack Kevorkian will be the Head Diagnostician
August 20th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Neither care much for jews.
August 20th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Under O-bah-muhhCare, the Post Office will be responsible for Diagnosis Delivery, and changing the Bed Pans.
August 20th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Under O-bah-muhhCare, all Requests-of Service wil be routed through the USPS Dead Letter Branch
August 20th, 2009 at 10:57 am
It’s not Raaacist! to equate O-bah-muhh with Hitler if he keeps following the Mein Kampf Playbook
August 20th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Under BarryCare conservatives will get an electric enima prior to all exams..
August 20th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
The Obamapocalypse is already on. The Zombies just waited too darn long.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Here’s my random thought: If David Copperfield is a REAL magician why doesn’t he just make the woman that is suing him for rape….just disappear?
August 20th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Under ObamaCare when you turn 65 you are considered a “shovel ready project”.
August 20th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Under ObamaDoesn’tCare, typical white people will have to get their health care in Cuba.
August 20th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Under ObamaCare, the only procedure that won’t need approval from a death board is ear reduction surgery.
August 20th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Under Obamadon’tcare – don’t eat in the hospital cafeteria!
August 20th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
ObamaCare the plan is not as bad as BarneyCare the treatment.
August 21st, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Under Obamacare, Ted Kennedy will be running the woman’s water aerobics classes.