It would be funny if it’s revealed the Lockerbie Terrorists transport back to Lybia is a catapult. Ha! Gotcha!
I’m not bearing false-witness about Barack Obama! I really saw him cow-tipping last night!
RiffTrax Live was awesome times a million minus nachos.

I’m not bearing false-witness about Barack Obama! I really saw him cow-tipping last night!
Obama knocking his wife Michelle over dosen’t count as cow tipping.
I was hoping they’d send him back in a small guided missile that would mysteriously take a dive into some dark loch.
Strapped to a nuke would be better. TWOFER!
So he finally turned hillary into a waitress.
“Obama knocking his wife Michelle over dosen’t count as cow tipping.”
Nope, just a little man-on-man sparring.
“Has anyone with the initials R.I.P. ever died? Man. That would be hilarious.”
Good one, Frank.
And probably not even 15%. I don’t blame him. I never know what to tip.
It would be funny if the Lockerbie Terorizts had explosives surgically inserted into their body cavities and remote detonated once they reach Libya.
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“surgically” inserted? Barney Frank inserts things into his body cavities all the time without the help of a surgeon.
Rifftrax was awesome last night. Line of the night: “Meanwhile, Anson Williams, though still an infant, plots his Machiavellian rise to greatness.”
Way to go Obama ! Cow tipping? now we’ve pissed off the Hindu’s