Liberal commenter to my PJM column called us racist for hating Ted Kennedy. I think that charge just jumped the shark.
Liberal responded saying Ted Kennedy was concerned with “justice.” Must restrain urge to strangle monitor.
Maybe we should name a term limits bill in honor of Ted Kennedy.
I have to get off this Kennedy stuff. It’s actually starting to wear out my faith in humanity.
I can’t believe some people are saying the death of Kopechne was worth it. I thought people like that only existed in the movies.
I missed the funeral. Were they able to roll him back into the ocean, or did they have to use dynamite?
Can I also suffocate a liberal if I promise to be an advocate for progressive causes afterwards? It’s tempting…
Can I strangle someone if I promise not to successfully run for president?
Has anyone polled yet on whether naming the health care bill after Ted Kennedy would be helpful or harmful for it? “You know the fat, philandering drunk who drowned that woman? Here’s what he thought on the issue…”
Lots of conflicting opinions on laser sights on guns. Guess I should just get one and try it out. Better yet, I could get a laser gun.
Actually, is a laser sight on a laser gun apropos or silly?
Maybe in the Fringe universe where the Twin Towers still stand, it was Mary Jo who survived and not Ted Kennedy. Or maybe in that universe the citizens of Massachusetts decided they didn’t want someone who would leave a woman to die to represent them. That would be crazy!
People are now pretty suspicious of get rich quick schemes. I wonder if I could trick people with a get rich slow scheme?