Comments on: The Government Has Cookies!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:14:46 +0000

A survey once reported that Americans think about cookies every 20 minutes, on average. It was right behind sex and “is it Friday yet?”

Well, now they can think about federal cookies that screw them on a Friday.

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:26:14 +0000

Luke 12:2-4
“There is nothing concealed that will not be disclosed, or hidden that will not be made known. What you have said in the dark will be heard in the daylight, and what you have whispered in the ear in the inner rooms will be proclaimed from the roofs.”

Mark Twain
“When in doubt, tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astonish your friends.”

By: ArmedGeek

ArmedGeek — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:32:18 +0000

This is kinda the real pain in the ass about it. So many people are completely tech-stupid that its really easy to freak them out like this.

By: Apostic

Apostic — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 09:09:25 +0000

“Come to the dark side. We have cookies.” — David & Goliath Tees

By: Carolynp

Carolynp — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 04:25:56 +0000

Today must be awesome comment day. Very funny.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:06:05 +0000

Tracking cookies! Me love tracking cookies! umm-umm-umm-umm-umm-umm…Pth-pth-pth-pth-pth-pth…Me Hate Tracking Cookies!

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:11:51 +0000

Basil is a genius: I’d love some MILF and cookies. but I wonder if my wife would serve them to me in bed?

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:18:47 +0000

all this talk about cookies makes me hungry for COOKIES!

By: JavelinaBomb

JavelinaBomb — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:26:50 +0000

Frank, you don’t have to use the word “frankly” at the beginning of a sentence, we already know it’s you.

By: mojo

mojo — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:04:30 +0000

Or you could teach your browser to lie like a rug, which can be more fun.

By: CZ

CZ — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:23:23 +0000

First, government cheese, now government cookies? I’m holding out for government beer.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:17:09 +0000

The government has cookies! But it has no balls!

By: TerribleTroy

TerribleTroy — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:07:35 +0000

Soooooooo gubmint websites got this here “cookie” disease? right?…… I havea solution…..How bout you dont go to the evul socialist gubmint websites.. then dont gots to worries bout cookies… EH?

Oh… And I was freaking out waaaaaaaaaaayyy before this

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:01:09 +0000

the Assuming Room Temprature Board

the End ofTrail Corral

The Board of Converstion to Good Republicans

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:56:40 +0000

Cookies?! Cookies?! Well, it’s not a unicorn but I’ll take Nabisco Pinwheels please. Mmm.

#10 what does Kevin have to do with this, and why is he hanging out in my fridge?

LOL #9…sheesh, MEN!

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:54:29 +0000

I like the good cookies you know like the ones with chocolate chips or M&M’s. I don’t like the bad cookies, the ones that get put on your computer that the government will use for evil.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:51:30 +0000

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… cookies
I prefer white chocolate or peanut butter, but knowing Obama they will be aruglua.

True story. I knew a libbie who would not step one foot in my house. He would only talk to me on my front porch. I finally drug out of him his fear of my weather radio. It was a Boosh spy machine. I got bored with him and started talking to the radio. He never came back.

By: greg zywicki

greg zywicki — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:21:27 +0000

bacon cookies might be kinda good.

By: AR

AR — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:11:24 +0000

The government is handing out free cookies now? Socialized Baked goods are a step to far!

Oh… other kind of cookies.

By: Socrates H. Obummer

Socrates H. Obummer — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:08:57 +0000

Lily, who can afford bacon in this economy?

And Basil, I think we do need a nice, attractive mom-type to be a czar for these cookies. We needed one under Clinton, but back then we were afraid he’d get caught with his hand in the cookie czar.

By: Lily

Lily — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:02:01 +0000

They just want you to think they are after your cookies. And while you are guarding the cookie jar, they are sneaking into your fridge to get the bacon you are bringing home and not reporting.

Follow the bacon.

By: Basil

Basil — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:53:10 +0000

If Obama would just appoint some hot older chick to oversee it: MILF and cookies!

By: Thor

Thor — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:49:11 +0000

It’s the government milk that they offer *with* the cookies that’s scary. And the delivery…”Would you like to climb into my van and help me find my puppy? I have cookies!”

If you aren’t freaking out, then you aren’t paying attention.

By: Tammy

Tammy — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:36:13 +0000

Are you gonna come and get me?
Then I’d better clean my house. It looks awful.

By: Rick

Rick — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:29:23 +0000

I’m freaking out! – now everyone will find out how boring my web surfing habits are – guess I better spice it up.