Comments on: Who We Should Send to North Korea

By: zero

zero — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 15:49:35 +0000

lol them norks are hilarious….

By: ss396

ss396 — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:46:46 +0000

You should have stopped with the first paragraph. It’s accurate, it’s a better assessment of the situation than anything I’ve heard in the past 15 years, it sends an unmistakable message to the world, and it moves Carter about as far away from the Middle East as can be managed. Iit’s something even BHO can accomplish.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:33:35 +0000

Bill Crinton! Aww! At reast they didn’t send Hans Brix or Hirary Crinton!

By: Barb

Barb — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:04:51 +0000

I think we should have sent FrankJ to North Korea – the Dear Leader’s son might find him way cool and ask to defect by pretending to be an extra imprisoned American journalist.

Since Bill Clinton was sent instead, I hope it’s safe to say that we will *never* again have a First Lady as Secretary of State: hubby just butts in everywhere. Glad she didn’t end up in the White House: I’d seriously think about revoluting. Well, a little seriously anyway.

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:23:28 +0000

Maybe they offered Kim a free trip to the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota so he can get some decent doctors to treat whatever the heck it is he’s got.
“Make the deal now, Kim. After we F up our healthcare system you’ll have to take your chances with Nork doctors”.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:41:52 +0000

I’d nominate Korben Dallas/John McClane/(any other badass Bruce Willis Character), to negotiate the release of the hostages.>>> The Norks released the hostages because Clinton threatened to impregnate their women if they didn’t let them go.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:26:38 +0000

We should send Jimma’ Carter. Do you think they might keep him? After all he is a Noble Prize winner, they’ll assume we’d ransom him……the jokes on them. We don’t want him. Maybe we can get Al Gore, Nanny Nancy and Drippy Harry to go too.

Win, win, win, win. I like it.

By: George guy

George guy — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:37:36 +0000

A pair of old professors whose house I clean described Hillary as a ‘neat notebook girl’.

The type who takes perfect notes, reads all the textbooks, and regurgitates it all without forming a single original thought.

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:05:12 +0000

Has Obama apologized for the USS Pueblo yet?

By: Burt

Burt — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:02:56 +0000

Think back FrankJ. Clinton already sent Jimmah Carter to North Korea back in the day. Carter even took the opportunity to tour the Museum formerly known as the USS Pueblo. (taken away from Johnson back in ’68 in a flagrant act of war and in direct violation of the cease fire agreement.) If you recall, Carter got a Nobel Peace prize for selling out his country.

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:45:10 +0000

Glad they are coming home. They would not have survived 10 years in a Nork gulag.

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:36:47 +0000

Hillary couldn’t go. This is what the Norks think about her: “by no means intelligent,” “a funny lady,” and “Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping.”

All of which is undoubtedly true. But still, kind of hard for her to negotiate with them after that.

By: zip

zip — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 01:09:29 +0000

We should send Gary Coleman. I want to see a picture of him and Kim Jung Il together to confirm that they are indeed different people.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:39:43 +0000

Send Robert Gibbs. When it comes to placating murderous dictators, he and his buddy That One are on a roll!

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:23:24 +0000

DamnCat has the right idea….Now everyone are you ready!? Lets all sing along!….[Song] America, f**k yeah! Comin’ again to save the motherf**king day, yeah! / America, f**k yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah! / Terrorists, your game is through, ’cause now you have to answer to / America, f**k yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls! / America, f**k yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now!? Wow, I don’t know about the rest of you but I feel great after singin’ that song, how about a few verses of Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall??

By: Andy C

Andy C — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:11:54 +0000

I think we all owe our Dear Leader all the thanks of a gracious nation for sending Bill Clinton to North Korea…as long as he stays there.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:37:47 +0000

I think we should sick a plague of liberals on the Norks.

By: Lily

Lily — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:13:43 +0000

Well I guess Kim is letting our people go. Good for the hostages. Still, it would have been cool to have enough time to send Charleton Heston and a few assorted plagues. I think we could have added to Mr. Heston’s bag of tricks too. The frog plague was good in its day, but maybe just to show North Korea how we do things in the 21st century, we could try sending a plague of rocket launcher equipped T-Rexes. Heck as soon as our folks get free we should do it anyway.

By: Sgt Relic

Sgt Relic — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:00:10 +0000

The headline over at Drudge says, “Clinton Delivers”. Does that mean he got the hostages back or did Kim send out for a nosh?

Let’s face it. We already have plenty of lefty journalists; do we really need these two back? I was hoping they’d keep Clinton.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:38:46 +0000

These two morons work for Al Gore, and were over there creating “news” stories for his lame network…most likely typical left-wing socialist propaganda. Sounds like Kim was nice enough to let them live their dream and be part of the socialist worker party. Why would they want to give all that up to come back to our horrible capitalist country?

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:23:24 +0000

18. Chuck says:
We send Team America.

F*ck Yeah!

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:18:26 +0000

IH8Socialists said: We’ll also tell him he can have Biden, Reid, and Pelosi too.

Wait, do you want hime to send back the one he has?

I think we just sacrifice biden, pelousy, and reid (sounds like an ambulance chasing law firm, oh wait) to the freedom gods. Anytime a commie goes away the freedom gods are happy.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:45:04 +0000

Just send Obama over there without preconditions. He’ll bow and aplogize to little kim Jong. Then Kim Jong will hold Obama for ransom money, and then we’ll say you can keep him. We’ll also tell him he can have Biden, Reid, and Pelosi too.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:41:46 +0000

I can’t believe y’all missed the obvious.

We send Team America.

By: leener

leener — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:19:26 +0000

Did he pass out cigars? Did they accept?