Comments on: Awesome Is Hard These Days

By: Andrea Harris

Andrea Harris — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 17:07:17 +0000

Saying Obama had a bucket stuck on his head is racist! What you should have said is that what was stuck on his head was a pail. Jimmy Carter told me that.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:33:24 +0000

Why would you involve Obama or any government agency in the construction of your robot? If they helped out, not only would it take to long to build and cost way too much, but it would probably end up being gay.

By: ZK

ZK — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 02:01:34 +0000

Our next president should be a staunch giant robot advocate.

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 00:34:30 +0000

THERE ARE NO DEATH PANELS!!!!

they’re called end of life panels!

geez

By: Mitch Connor

Mitch Connor — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 00:17:56 +0000

Btw, SNL Weekend Update totally stole your bucket joke last night. Of course they thought it was funnier with Bush getting his foot stuck in a bucket. Eh, I know they’re very smart, but Frank might be funnier.

By: Aaron Horrocks

Aaron Horrocks — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 00:13:08 +0000

Chicks dig giant robots!

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 23:42:02 +0000

ME: I want to make a giant robot with gatling guns for arms.

OBAMA: Can we negotiate with it?

ME: Uh, yeah, I guess.

OBAMA: Ok. Sounds good. Go for it.

FIFY, Frank.

By: Crusty

Crusty — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:05:29 +0000

(A massive “Independence Day” spaceship hovers over the White House)

OBAMA: Space aliens! From space! Aggh! Aaah!

CRUSTY: Let’s give them amnesty.

OBAMA: You mean, make them citizens? Good heavens, man! Why?

CRUSTY: Then they can’t say aliens destroyed us. It was just Americans destroying Americans.

OBAMA: You want to be my new Green Czar? I got an opening you know.

CRUSTY: Screw you, in 3 years you’ll be bumming me for a job.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:46:41 +0000

Hey MoogieP, was that death in the background of that picture?

By: Josephine

Josephine — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:36:25 +0000

Giant robots that can kill Pelosi would be awesome!

Eastern Europe just got wimpier:
http://www.powderroomgraffiti.com/shout-it/obama-blows-off-eastern-europe.html

By: Nunya

Nunya — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:00:50 +0000

I’ll do it because I love America

With Obama, keep that little nugget of info on the down-low, lest the deal’s off

By: MoogieP

MoogieP — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:59:50 +0000

You’d better eat a helping of Michelle’s Tuscan kale to get the gray matter firing appropriately.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/17/AR2009091703679.html

Maybe the Robot could be spun as an “Organic Crop Herbicide/Pesticide Applicator and Harvester.”

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:40:25 +0000

now if you could just find a way to make him fire pelosi, reid, dodd, frank, and all the other liberals and get him and biden to quit too.

By: JavelinaBomb

JavelinaBomb — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:38:46 +0000

You should have called it a zero pollution automatic bucket remover. Ted Kennedy would have wanted it that way.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:14:56 +0000

“ME: We can call it an “Health Care Administrating Executive.”

Jeez Frank. You forgot to add Ted Kennedy in there. Now if only you’d called it the “Kennedizer” or maybe the “Tedinator” you wouldn’t be on bucket duty.