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By: IMAO » Blog Archive » lolbama! Part 23

IMAO » Blog Archive » lolbama! Part 23 — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:02:18 +0000

[...] know it was used in a caption contest recently, but people have already started using it for submissions. When in [...]

By: Gregg

Gregg — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:23:18 +0000

Michelle’s got a look on her face like “WTF give that to him? I’ll get much better use from it than he will. I better send out the SS for a big bag of batteries!”

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 01:15:34 +0000

#7 – Hellrider,
Fig jam. That’s the stuff in the middle of a Fig Newton, right?

Caption: Cracked.com has a list of Star Wars characters that were too lame to last. Time to add one more!.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:09:23 +0000

Snow White house and the seven boobs.

By: ss396

ss396 — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 14:52:16 +0000

O: “This is more funner than a bucket!”

Kid: “(Thinking) Please stop.” [Treacher had it right]

By: James Flames

James Flames — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 10:41:09 +0000

Isn’t his lightsaber supposed to be red? oh wait thats not darth maul!
but since he is a “jackass” i guess their color is blue

By: Hellrider

Hellrider — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 09:54:27 +0000

Obama – “Hey look kids Im Oobie doobi Kendobi”

Kid – “That’s Obi-Wan Kenobi you tool”

Obama – “Hey what were you told about criticizing the President in public?”

Kid – “that its racist”

Obama – “Exactly, do it again and ill sick the first wookie on you”

Michelle – “Arrrgghh”.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:07:01 +0000

So, seriously, this is the guy that all the libs and Charles Krauthammer were trying to tell us was supposedly so cool? Ummm…okay.

By: stuiec

stuiec — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:49:15 +0000

And what the hell is that thing around Michelle’s waist? I’m sorry, but a twin set does not require a thick black belt around the middle.

It’s the only thing holding her upper and lower halves together. Barry was a little careless with the lightsaber earlier in the day.

By: stuiec

stuiec — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:44:29 +0000

Jazz hand!

By: Leland

Leland — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:08:35 +0000

Bill could get away with a cigar, but I think I need something like this.

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:01:47 +0000

Remember, there are always two of them. Obama is the apprentice, but where is the Master?

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 23:37:06 +0000

“Hi, America. It’s me, Obama. I’m doing this pose to remind you that you’re screwed. I don’t want any of you delusional crackers holding out hope. You’re screwed. Now go pray to your moon god or whatever.”

By: Corona

Corona — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:54:21 +0000

I’m not gonna pick on anybody having a fun time with their family. There’s too many other O pics that deserve captions.

By: AlanABQ

AlanABQ — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:33:16 +0000

Seriously: what’s up with Michelle’s ensemble? I’m no fashion critic, but it really looks as though her kids ate a box of crayons and then proceeded to throw up on her clothes.

By: Rubeus

Rubeus — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:28:41 +0000

Why caption this at all?! This picture embodies all that is the Obama presidency:

* Michelle can’t even figure out how to put a belt on right
* 2 people try to explain – unsuccessfully! – how to do it right
* Obama’s too busy playing around to do anything worthwhile (What’s with the gay French pose?)
* The nosepicker
* …and of course, sour looking immature people.

I could go on.

By: Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:21:17 +0000

He’s just lucky I don’t have my Bat’leth with me!

By: G Fresh

G Fresh — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:52:35 +0000

“White House Lawn. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:49:55 +0000

Moa om! hussein’s acting like a dorg again!

Watch this, if I hold out my hand , hussein acts lkike he is sticking a taxpayer

I will kill the sasquatch! Fail

By: AlanABQ

AlanABQ — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:46:45 +0000

“I find your lack of taxation without representation disturbing…”

By: Ed the Pastor

Ed the Pastor — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:45:44 +0000

the farce is strong with this one.
Behold the power of the dork side.
All you need is a little pinch of fairy dust

By: Nunya

Nunya — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:05:03 +0000

“This one’s for you, Bwawney Fwank.”

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:01:41 +0000

Why yes, yes I can make ‘grown man with a light saber’ look more gay.

This is French style fencing, notice my right hand is already raised “en capitulation”, from this position I can surrender merely by dropping my sword and slightly raising my left hand.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:43:19 +0000

Darth oBozo Dork lord of the Sh*&

By: JavelinaBomb

JavelinaBomb — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:35:02 +0000

Barack: I shall defeat these horrible tea baggers!
Michelle: There’s nothing there, Barry.