For the Record…

Posted by Frank J. on September 17, 2009 at 10:31 am

…I don’t talk about my government work. I certainly do have to be more creative in my explanations of things to get Obama on board, though.

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13 Responses to “For the Record…”

  1. cjtony97 says:

    You’ll have to explain to Glenn that there are puppies on the moon.

  2. Ron Rockstar says:

    cjtony97, that would help Glenn. I like puppies. The sweater variety. We have already proven that it helps to blow those up.

  3. Barb says:

    I’m guessing the Instapundit meant to say “awesome,” not “disturbing.” Or maybe both, which would be way cool, too.

  4. PammyV says:

    I will never question Frank’s awesomeness again.

  5. Live Free Or Die says:

    Bomb the moon ‘to find water’. Brilliant! You mean the Gov’t. actually bought the old “Hey, let’s bomb the the moon to find water.” line?
    Stephen Hawking and Wile E. Coyote have got nothing on you Frank.

  6. MarkoMancuso says:

    Is this a Frank J. Fact?

  7. IH8Socialist says:

    I’m with Ron Rockstar on the puppies of the sweater variety. I like them big small, artificially enhanced it’s all good. Oh and uh yeah commence with moon nuking and stuff. All hail the awesomeness that is FrankJ

  8. JavelinaBomb says:

    I knew the govmint was monitoring Frank J., but then,a good idea is a good idea. Funny story, I tried this with my neighbor’s Camaro, but I didn’t find any water.

  9. Brutus says:

    Hunh. Rocks now hold water. I’m going home and conducting my own splodin’ rock experiment to see if this is true. 1lb FFFg, papertowell tube, duct tape, firecracker with long fuse. Check. All I need is a match and rock as big as the moon. Anyone?

  10. Plentyobailouts says:

    OMG!!, FrankJ has gubmunt infuance! Be afwaid… be vewy afrwaid.

  11. Son of Bob says:

    You’ll never get Obama onboard to find water, however, it would be fun to waterboard Obama.

  12. 4 of 7 says:

    Boom!
    Initial Data: confirmed – water on the Moon.
    (Cheers!)
    Follow-up Data: There Was water on the Moon; now water in space.
    (Stunned silence ….. Oops!)
    Additional Data: Look out – here it comes!
    (Duck and cover!)

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