Four Words From Obama
Fox News Legal Analyst Peter Johnson Jr. says he wants to hear 4 words from Obama:
“I hear you, America.”
He didn’t exactly read my mind on that one.
So let’s see… what 4 words would *I* want to hear from That One?
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* “Here’s my birth certificate”
* “Michelle… that dress… tacky.”
* “Commie czars – all fired”
* “Ronald Reagan was right”
* “Let’s kill some terrorists!”
* “No more f@#$ing bailouts!”
* “I suck. I resign”
* “Michael Moore – shut up!”
* “Less taxing, less spending”
* “Southern border – BIG wall”
* “I’m sorry, Officer Crowley”
* “Won’t run for re-election”
What four words do YOU want to hear from Obama?
(26 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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September 10th, 2009 at 8:17 am
What’s in that bucket?
I resign effective tomorrow.
Sorry about the socialism.
I weewee’d up America.
My TelePrompTer is broken!
No hope, no change.
Yes we can fail.
Healthcare not human right.
No more light beer.
I surrender to Fred.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:07 am
* Eich bein ein Bullshitter!
* Sarah Palin Called It
* Wife Is A Man
* Socialism Gives Me Wood
* I Am Committing Suicide
September 10th, 2009 at 9:11 am
You’re right; I lie.
http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com/2009/09/you-lie.html
September 10th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Did I do that
September 10th, 2009 at 9:35 am
Crap, they have guns.
I have lung cancer.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:56 am
I’ll shut up now.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Sarah Palin was right
September 10th, 2009 at 10:21 am
* “Free unicorns for all!”
* “My replacement: Fred Thompson!”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Biden and I quit.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:33 am
me born in Kenya
I fire Nancy Pelosi
I fire czars now
Constitution good, communism bad
my bad, i quit
I be epic fail
eat no arugala now
terrosist bad, america good
September 10th, 2009 at 10:34 am
you’re right. i suck.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:40 am
I’m moving to Venezuela.
I’m moving to Nicaragua.
I’m moving to Cuba.
Not sure about Honduras.
Bo’s in charge now.
Ted Kennedy? Bad man.
Health speech? Just kidding!
September 10th, 2009 at 10:42 am
I am gonna jump
September 10th, 2009 at 10:45 am
This Constitution ain’t bad!
September 10th, 2009 at 11:01 am
It’s the spending, stupid.
China, cut us off.
I love free markets.
Holdren? Under the bus.
Harry Reid? Silencio, stupido.
Nancy Pelosi? Nice kneewarmers.
(Oh wait….)
September 10th, 2009 at 11:08 am
way dark under bucket
This Job Way Hard
Oh look free Icecream
in door is where?
your healthcare, say goodbuy
September 10th, 2009 at 11:23 am
I have no mandate.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Rahm, you are fired.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Sarah, please take over.
I’m sick of Marxism.
Free markets for everybody!
(Those last two kind of go together.)
I believe in freedom.
Sorry about Justice Sotomayor.
Chavez can piss off.
Reverend Wright’s a wacko.
Bail yourself out, ‘k?
Smaller government, lower taxes.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Acorn lost all funding.
Fred’s calling the shots.
IMAO’s my favorite blog.
I’m buying a gun.
Yes, I’m a muslim.
I fooled you all!
Duh, my policies suck.
Illegal Immigrants leave now!
Democrats love to lie.
We have no clue.
I’m your worst nightmare!
(#3 Leland; Bravo!)
September 10th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Motopolitico said:
“No More Light Beer”
WIN. That’s all I’m sayin
September 10th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
“I quit! I quit!”
September 10th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
“Joe Wilson is right”
by the way – can we Joe Wilson some kind of IMAO award? I think he earned it last night. The only one in the room with the balls to call a lie a lie.
Hopefully the first of many.
September 10th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
“Saw my legs off.”
“Colostomy bag is full.”
“Here there be communists.”
“My presidency ends today.”
“Helen Thomas on top.”
“I’m not dead ye-”
September 10th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
karl marx was wrong
dissenting americans are good
me nuke iran now
me punch Kim Jong
liberals wrong, america good
illegal immigrants go home
english is national language
water board terrorist more
drill here, drill now!
Michelle is the stupid
September 10th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
No speeches for 1 year
I suck big time.
I’m voting Palin 2012
Joe Biden’s a retard
it’s all Pelosi’s fault
Barney Frank is Gay
Fail Triggers my Resignation
September 10th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Pelosi, no more botox!
Wilson..truth to power !!
Kenya, here I come.
No more taxes now.
September 10th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
I am having a passionate sexual affair with Helen Thomas and am dumping my wife. (I know it’s more than 4 words but considering the circumstances, can’t we give him a pass?)
September 10th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Um..Uh..I resign.
September 10th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
#7 SVJ…
“Biden and I quit.”
2 words: President Pelosi! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
September 10th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
“I’ve got swine flu.”
September 10th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
My illness is terminal.
September 10th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
“EVERY BODY DANCE NOW!”
September 10th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Don’t taze me bro.
September 10th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
What dat inna BOX
September 10th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Kick in white half.
September 10th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Biden, stop doin’ Macarena!
September 10th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Requiescat In Pace, self…
*BANG!*
September 10th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Fiery death to Congress!
I’m we Todd did.
Taxation without representation…sorry.
I hate white people.
Black genitalia myth? False.
Less experience than Trig.
Ha Ha! Teddy’s dead.
September 10th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Let’s nuke the moon
September 10th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
I’m with Blarg…Joe Wilson rocks! An award is definitely in order.
September 10th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Did you say hemlock?
September 10th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Time for a lobotomy
I am a crook
Free healthcare for nobody!
I have no experience
I apologize for Pelosi.
Where’s me bucket, Joey. (in Cockney accent)
September 10th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
I am a Muslim.
September 10th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Plastic doll … melts quickly!
September 10th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
http://www.JoeWilsonforCongress.com
Donations now being accepted.
(Hey! that’s four words!)
September 10th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
“Oh Lord, I apologize … “
September 10th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
This thread is awesome.
September 11th, 2009 at 12:06 am
“I’m a big Douchebag”
“Here’s your money back”
“Will genuflect to sheiks”
“My ears are huge”
“South gets long wall”
“Wall gets deep moat”
“Fill moat with Crocs”
“Fill crocs with Mexicans”
“Wet, Lather, Rinse, Repeat”
September 11th, 2009 at 12:34 am
* “Michelle… that dress… tacky.”
THANK YOU!
Srsly, what is up with that? Among her 100s-deep personal staff, not one of them is a personal stylist?
It’s embarrassing. I’m embarrassed FOR her, but wouldn’t give two shakes if she wasn’t making the rest of us look bad by even the slimmest of associations.
And yeah, I’m going to pick on the girls too. I remember seeing a photo a few months ago of some trip the family took overseas.
While in an official capacity, visiting some statehouse or whatever, the girls looked like they were dressed for the beach in short-shorts.
I guess the idea of them wearing a nice dress with tights and Sunday shoes would be asking too much. *sigh*
WTF? We know the parents hate America, but you’d think the Obamagirls could at least have some pride in themselves to dress like proper young ladies representin’
I guess class has to be taught, and look what they are being raised by.
Dammit,Darnit, I’m just an anonymous fashion-challenged nobody, but I would give almost anything to have a total professional makeover so that I could look my absolute best out in public. The Obamagals, on the other hand, have every resource available to theirownselves at no cost, so they have no excuse. /rantSeptember 11th, 2009 at 6:32 am
Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! (using Biden math)
September 11th, 2009 at 7:39 am
Wilson needs to take some tips from The One on his TelePrompTer skills. He comes off sounding like a rube with all the awkward pauses as his eyes go to a new line.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:10 am
my Bad….peace out!
September 11th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Jesus Christ is Lord
September 11th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Massa gonna whup me!
September 12th, 2009 at 9:24 am
I grew a pair
Che is teh gay
Arugala is for hippies
September 12th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
“… for that; and be
with the starving pygmies
in New Guinea, Amen.”
September 12th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
#54 – Compugor.
Amen! No, seriously, Amen!
September 13th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Sillicon Valley Jim, if Obi and Biden BOTH quit thev White House goes to PELOSI!
You wanna rethink your idea?
September 13th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Blindfold. One last cigarette.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:18 am
harikiri – noble way out
September 14th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Good bye, cruel world…
September 14th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
My name is HUSSEIN!
Ask me again: SAME!
It’s Christians I TAME!
There goes my FAME!
September 16th, 2009 at 7:00 am
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September 16th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
The Pokemon Story? Hmmm…
Can’t be all bad.
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php
now my mind broke.