Frank Advice for Life

Posted by Frank J. on September 10, 2009 at 2:03 pm

Always keep a negative attitude about everything, because as Science! will tell you, negative attracts positive.

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5 Responses to “Frank Advice for Life”

1. cjtony97 says:
   September 10th, 2009 at 2:15 pm

   I take-2 steps forward
   I take-2 steps back
   We come together
   Cuz opposites attract
   And you know-it ain’t fiction
   Just a natural fact
   We come together
   Cuz opposites attract

   - some washed up choreographer who got canned from American Idol

2. Plentyobailouts says:
   September 10th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

   These are the same scientists that say “climate change” is real?

   And why would you want to attract one of them perky morning people? they are always just so … so … bubbly!

3. Son of Bob says:
   September 10th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

   Science can’t talk…it just is.

4. Silhouette says:
   September 10th, 2009 at 6:42 pm

   Two molecules are walking down the street and bump into each other.

   Molecule #1: “Are you all right?”
   Molecule #2: “No, I lost an electron.”
   Molecule #1: “Are you sure?”

   Molecule #2: “I’m positive.”

5. Nunya says:
   September 10th, 2009 at 9:35 pm

   So THAT’S what I’m doing wrong! It’s misanthropy, not law of attraction!

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