Comments on: Frank Advice for Life

By: Carolynp

Carolynp — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 05:04:29 +0000

How obscure! We took the kids on their first real camping/fishing trip this year and it poured on the first day. We got the freaking tent up in ten minutes and then we all dove into it. We felt super victorious until we realized that the sleeping bags were soaked on the inside. Ended up being a fun trip, but night number one was cold, wet, and awful. Who would make a sleeping bag that is totally weather resistant on the outside and yet not have the top zipper up? Duh…

By: RightWingKiller

RightWingKiller — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 03:54:20 +0000

Ah, why would you BUY a tent with such a picture on the packaging?

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:01:39 +0000

I’ve slept in a tent.
It’s an overrated experience.
Hike, swim, raft, hunt, fish, wrestle bears … sure.
But when the sun goes down, head back to the lodge, take a shower, eat a hot meal, drink a few adult beverages and sleep between clean sheets.
Real men have nothing to prove.

On the other hand, weather permitting, sleeping under the stars (no tent) is awesome!

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:32:16 +0000

Next time, pick the boys’ tent with the
depiction of the happy boy and his
rocket-launching dinosaur.

It will probably leak like a Chinese sieve-tent too,
but you will look a little less wuss-y.

By: rayfan87

rayfan87 — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 02:19:12 +0000

Thats what happens when you buy the tent at Toys R Us, next time go with a Eureka tent I’ve had mine for ten years.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:50:28 +0000

twitpic.com ? No, Frank.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:08:45 +0000

Naming anything “Fred” is an Obamination and shall at once get the namer smoted within an inch of his/her/it’s life by Mr. Fred Thompson! There shall only be one Fred in the land!!!

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:01:22 +0000

ACORN can help you obtain government funding if you turn both that little girl and her dinosaur into prostitutes.

By: marvin

marvin — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:30:55 +0000

I will help you out MarkoMancuso, real men sleep atop a bed made from the bones of their crushed enemies, with said enemies’ women laying next to them for warmth.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:57:10 +0000

And, yes, the second I clicked “Submit Comment” I remembered that the Taliban likes to sleep in caves.

Fine. Uh, real men sleep inside the stomach of giant bear they killed with their bare hands.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:55:33 +0000

Forget tents. Real men sleep in caves.

By: jks

jks — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:33:02 +0000

Darn you, misleading packaging! I thought the tent came with the girl and the dinosaur!

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:27:55 +0000

You know you have to zip the door shut, right? I’m just askin’…

By: Chuck

Chuck — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:26:19 +0000

I thought that was “Bubble girl”. That’s just cruel to let a “bubble person” out in a pouring rainstorm. It would be like the intro to “Wipeout” on a tape loop.

By: marvin

marvin — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:21:14 +0000

She should be holding a Fred the Dinosaur

By: Marco

Marco — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:18:59 +0000

You’re not going to let that one go, are you, Frank?

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:15:12 +0000

Dammit, you made me click a “twitpic” link.
Sonomabatch.

Now I have twitter cooties all over me.
I need to punch a cat or something.