Frank Advice for Life
When life gives you lemons, ask to see the receipt to make sure life didn’t shoplift them. Basically what I’m saying is that life is a liar and a thief so don’t trust it or its free gift of lemons.
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September 22nd, 2009 at 5:34 pm
T.A.N.S.T.A.F.L.—There Ain’t No Such Thing As Free Lemons
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:42 pm
When the Gov’t. gives you ObamaCare, ask to see the Bill/Law to make sure it’s Constitutional. Basically what I’m saying is that politicians are liars and thieves, so don’t trust them, or their ‘free’ ObamaCare.
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:57 pm
I have my own lemon tree so life can go cram it.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Lemons? Shoot I was hoping for S&H Green Stamps.
(if you said “Huh?” go ask your mother)
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:32 pm
The government now owns GM, so technically, Washington gives you lemons.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:35 pm
In Obama America, when life gives you lemons, make hard lemonade.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Ha!! Funny…Tommy…funny! However if you think about it, they don’t actually give them to you. You have to buy them.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:54 pm
If life hands you Meadowlark Lemon, make him do some trickshots.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:04 pm
If life gives you Jack Lemons, just don’t combine them with Jane Fondas.
Did you know that tree-ripened lemons are sweet? They have to be soured-up with gin.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:16 pm
So, then life is basically a typical democrat.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:25 pm
If life gives you democrats, find someone with a potato gun and chuck ‘em. They’re turds.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:31 pm
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!
Haha I love that powerthirst video
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Life is also a bully. I’d chuck those lemons right back and run like hell.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Frank Barone – “I can beat that!”
Your brain and your heart are not your own. They are their own selfish entities. You are simply borrowing them. They are not in you to serve you but to serve themselves, now that they’re alive. Your mission, should you choose to take it, like so many conservatives in the past, is to train and discipline the brain and heart . Not a fun task. Should you fail in your mission, the powers that be will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds.
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Well that explains this.
Everyday seems like Christmas lately with a little April Fools Day thrown in.
Parody isn’t as strange as the O’vomit administration.
I told you so.
September 23rd, 2009 at 6:33 am
Life gave us lemons so liberals would have an excuse for the look on their faces. Then life gave us Henry Waxman to give Nancy Pelosi her excuse.
September 23rd, 2009 at 9:05 am
If life gives you Liz Lemons……………I’M LIZZING!!!
September 23rd, 2009 at 9:10 am
Life gave me tangelos once. I was like, “What the hell?!?!”
September 23rd, 2009 at 1:17 pm
If life gives you Lemonjello, take it to it’s sister, Orangejello.