Comments on: Frank Advice for Life

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:17:01 +0000

If life gives you Lemonjello, take it to it’s sister, Orangejello.

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:10:00 +0000

Life gave me tangelos once. I was like, “What the hell?!?!”

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:05:41 +0000

If life gives you Liz Lemons……………I’M LIZZING!!!

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 10:33:33 +0000

Life gave us lemons so liberals would have an excuse for the look on their faces. Then life gave us Henry Waxman to give Nancy Pelosi her excuse.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:39:47 +0000

Well that explains this.

Everyday seems like Christmas lately with a little April Fools Day thrown in.

Parody isn’t as strange as the O’vomit administration.

I told you so.

By: Corona

Corona — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:26:24 +0000

Frank Barone – “I can beat that!”

Your brain and your heart are not your own. They are their own selfish entities. You are simply borrowing them. They are not in you to serve you but to serve themselves, now that they’re alive. Your mission, should you choose to take it, like so many conservatives in the past, is to train and discipline the brain and heart . Not a fun task. Should you fail in your mission, the powers that be will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds.

By: Taylor

Taylor — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:56:46 +0000

Life is also a bully. I’d chuck those lemons right back and run like hell.

By: Ringmaster

Ringmaster — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:31:02 +0000

When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!

Haha I love that powerthirst video

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:25:41 +0000

If life gives you democrats, find someone with a potato gun and chuck ‘em. They’re turds.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:16:26 +0000

So, then life is basically a typical democrat.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:04:43 +0000

If life gives you Jack Lemons, just don’t combine them with Jane Fondas.

Did you know that tree-ripened lemons are sweet? They have to be soured-up with gin.

By: Crusty

Crusty — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:54:34 +0000

If life hands you Meadowlark Lemon, make him do some trickshots.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:55:55 +0000

Ha!! Funny…Tommy…funny! However if you think about it, they don’t actually give them to you. You have to buy them.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:35:27 +0000

In Obama America, when life gives you lemons, make hard lemonade.

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:32:27 +0000

The government now owns GM, so technically, Washington gives you lemons.

By: Ed the Pastor

Ed the Pastor — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:01:50 +0000

Lemons? Shoot I was hoping for S&H Green Stamps.
(if you said “Huh?” go ask your mother)

By: JavelinaBomb

JavelinaBomb — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:57:13 +0000

I have my own lemon tree so life can go cram it.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:42:48 +0000

When the Gov’t. gives you ObamaCare, ask to see the Bill/Law to make sure it’s Constitutional. Basically what I’m saying is that politicians are liars and thieves, so don’t trust them, or their ‘free’ ObamaCare.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:34:08 +0000

T.A.N.S.T.A.F.L.—There Ain’t No Such Thing As Free Lemons