Frank Advice for Life

Posted by Frank J. on September 4, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Never refuse an offer of a free cup of coffee.

(15 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

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19 Responses to “Frank Advice for Life”

1. MarkoMancuso says:
   September 4th, 2009 at 2:21 pm

   I hate coffee.

2. Basil says:
   September 4th, 2009 at 2:23 pm

   TANSTAAFC

3. Ed the Pastor says:
   September 4th, 2009 at 2:33 pm

   I know there’s no such thing as a free lunch. I guess that doesn’t apply to coffee. Frank, come down to to the “Cowboy Capitol of the World” they just opened a new coffee shop. I’m buying.

4. Son of Bob says:
   September 4th, 2009 at 3:05 pm

   Thanks to politicians and lawyers, the actual meaning of the word “free” has become suspect.

5. DamnCat says:
   September 4th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

   You never had my grandmother’s coffee.

6. Mikee says:
   September 4th, 2009 at 4:43 pm

   Hey, nothing in that admonition says anything about having to drink the stuff.

7. Dr. Mayhem says:
   September 4th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

   Dr. Mayhem Advice for Life: Never refuse a free brick of gold.

8. Plentyobailouts says:
   September 4th, 2009 at 5:55 pm

   Unless in the background a kenyan is holding onto the sugar.

9. CatsGodot says:
   September 4th, 2009 at 8:07 pm

   That’s a bad piece of advice, Frank. Think about it. Would you really take a free cup of coffee if:

   -It has poison in it?
   -Made by a monkey? …Who probably poisoned it, and you probably don’t want to know with what?
   -If Ted Kennedy had….nah….too easy.
   -Satan offered the cup to you, but, in accepting, you would be doomed. Like, to walk among the earth as a zombie for all eternity. Or have to vote Democrat. Or, both: become Nancy Pelosi.
   -That Obama is offering it, meaning that you probably *did* pay for it, through your (and my) tax dollars.

   And that’s just a quick few I came up with in a few minutes.

10. Eros says:
    September 4th, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    I don’t know about that….the coffee might be from Starbucks or another liberal hangout…I’m beginning to think those places lace their coffee with a healthy dose of Kool-Aid.

11. MikeLL says:
    September 4th, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    Hmmm. I think there is a deeper meaning to this. I don’t think Frank is really talking about coffee, but rather something else. Something profound.

    Something like bikinis.

12. cjtony97 says:
    September 4th, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    Coffee gives me headaches, so I don’t drink it anymore. But I must say, Segway McGillicutty is the funniest name I’ve ever heard.

13. midwestconservative says:
    September 4th, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    coffee sucks! just the smell of it gives me a headache.

14. Terry_Jim says:
    September 4th, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    That’s good advice, Frank.
    A Surgeon I knew said that was one of his rules for residency.

    The others:
    Never stand when you can sit,
    never sit when you can lie down,
    if someone puts food in front of you, eat it,
    and don’t f%<k with the pancreas.

15. Jimmy says:
    September 5th, 2009 at 8:09 am

    I figure I’ve had at least 40,000 cups of coffee in my lifetime. It’s a food group. Coffee!!

16. zzyzx says:
    September 5th, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    Hummmm! I can truthfully admit, I might turn down a free cup of coffee, depending on the circumstances and conditions under which it was offered, but I’d never turn down a free beer….never!.

17. solar1 says:
    September 5th, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    Unless the coffe is offered from a monkey.

18. BigRichardSmall says:
    September 5th, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    3 Places you should never acept coffee:
    -Church
    -Used Car lots
    -Anyone who was a cook in the Military.

    Anywhere else, go for it.

19. Mica says:
    September 7th, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    anywhere else?? clearly you’ve never tried the “coffee” on an airplane…

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