Comments on: Frank Advice for Life

By: Mica

Mica — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:00:43 +0000

anywhere else?? clearly you’ve never tried the “coffee” on an airplane…

By: BigRichardSmall

BigRichardSmall — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 03:18:53 +0000

3 Places you should never acept coffee:
-Church
-Used Car lots
-Anyone who was a cook in the Military.

Anywhere else, go for it.

By: solar1

solar1 — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 00:28:10 +0000

Unless the coffe is offered from a monkey.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 20:43:22 +0000

Hummmm! I can truthfully admit, I might turn down a free cup of coffee, depending on the circumstances and conditions under which it was offered, but I’d never turn down a free beer….never!.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 12:09:04 +0000

I figure I’ve had at least 40,000 cups of coffee in my lifetime. It’s a food group. Coffee!!

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 03:58:47 +0000

That’s good advice, Frank.
A Surgeon I knew said that was one of his rules for residency.

The others:
Never stand when you can sit,
never sit when you can lie down,
if someone puts food in front of you, eat it,
and don’t f%

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 03:41:39 +0000

coffee sucks! just the smell of it gives me a headache.

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 02:48:35 +0000

Coffee gives me headaches, so I don’t drink it anymore. But I must say, Segway McGillicutty is the funniest name I’ve ever heard.

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:47:34 +0000

Hmmm. I think there is a deeper meaning to this. I don't think Frank is really talking about coffee, but rather something else. Something profound. Something like bikinis.

By: Eros

Eros — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:26:01 +0000

I don’t know about that….the coffee might be from Starbucks or another liberal hangout…I’m beginning to think those places lace their coffee with a healthy dose of Kool-Aid.

By: CatsGodot

CatsGodot — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:07:47 +0000

That’s a bad piece of advice, Frank. Think about it. Would you really take a free cup of coffee if:

-It has poison in it?
-Made by a monkey? …Who probably poisoned it, and you probably don’t want to know with what?
-If Ted Kennedy had….nah….too easy.
-Satan offered the cup to you, but, in accepting, you would be doomed. Like, to walk among the earth as a zombie for all eternity. Or have to vote Democrat. Or, both: become Nancy Pelosi.
-That Obama is offering it, meaning that you probably *did* pay for it, through your (and my) tax dollars.

And that’s just a quick few I came up with in a few minutes.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:55:02 +0000

Unless in the background a kenyan is holding onto the sugar.

By: Dr. Mayhem

Dr. Mayhem — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:30:30 +0000

Dr. Mayhem Advice for Life: Never refuse a free brick of gold.

By: Mikee

Mikee — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:43:20 +0000

Hey, nothing in that admonition says anything about having to drink the stuff.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:23:34 +0000

You never had my grandmother’s coffee.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:05:49 +0000

Thanks to politicians and lawyers, the actual meaning of the word “free” has become suspect.

By: Ed the Pastor

Ed the Pastor — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:33:20 +0000

I know there’s no such thing as a free lunch. I guess that doesn’t apply to coffee. Frank, come down to to the “Cowboy Capitol of the World” they just opened a new coffee shop. I’m buying.

By: Basil

Basil — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:23:26 +0000

TANSTAAFC

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:21:17 +0000

I hate coffee.