Jobs and Radicals
One thing about being a fringe, right-wing radical is that right-wingers need to get actual jobs to support themselves or their families, and interacting with society through regular job responsibilities will usually balance out radicalism. With left-wingers, though, they have this “community organizer” shtick — like ACORN — where they can actually get paying jobs being fringe radicals and never learn a thing about the real world. You like giving advice to pimps and prostitutes? Here’s a paycheck for you! Nothing crushes liberalism like reality, which is why you always see them retreating to oases from reality like college campuses.
And that is why, for their sake, we must destroy them.
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September 21st, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I, for one, have my shock-and-awe, xtra-special, souped-up, verbal ray gun at the ready–not to mention my recently released liberal progressive deprogramming sessions.
One team, one goal: Stop the madness.
September 21st, 2009 at 5:38 pm
“When jobs are outlawed only outlaws will have jobs.”
September 21st, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Wanted … Radical professor needed at quiet non-offensive Midwestern college that desires increased government grants. Applicant must be a loud know-it-all, totally controversial, and above all opinioned, ability to squelch dissenting opinions a plus. Left wing bios an absolute must. Atheist with lack of respect for Christians, Jews, desired but not required. No experience required but former 60’s radicals positively preferred.
September 21st, 2009 at 5:46 pm
The only reason that left wing libtards have cornered the whole protesting thing until recently is that we have to get off from work to go protest…yet, for the left being a protester is the closest they ever come to a real job.
September 21st, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Frank, I beg to differ.
What we need is some way to get us Rightwing Radicals hooked up. We need to be sponging up those tax dollars, teaching 1911 -101
and “Advanced Hippie Punching”.
We need to recapture the high ground
September 21st, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Chuck says: “Advanced Hippie Punching”
Now that’s a class I’d sign up for.
September 21st, 2009 at 7:03 pm
I gotta go along with Chuck. I kinda enjoyed my years in academia!
Of course, I taught in a College of Business Administration and we had to dig a moat around our building to keep the Liberal Arts folks at bay. Ah, those halcyon grant-funded days, figuring bigger and better ways to up the bottom line! And getting at least half of the summer, and a month between mid-December and mid-January, off!
I think the most fun I had, though, was the union elections. Labor won the election, and actually certified a union, but the administration refused to acknowledge and bargain with them, so it was pretty much, “Union? We don’t need no stinkin’ unions.” And we really didn’t need to fear retribution by the Lib Arts “goons” — for obvious reasons.
September 21st, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Son of Bob says:
September 21st, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Yeah, thanks to Bammy’s nationalization, corruption, wreckless spending, etc, etc, etc, unemployment among decent people has reached a high enough level that a lot of righties DON’T need to take time off from work to protest!
September 21st, 2009 at 9:36 pm
“… for their sake, we must destroy them.”
No, that’s a lefty trick. We’re better than that.
A lefty, asked by his victim-of-the-moment, “Why are you doing this to me?”, replies,
“Because it’s for your own good. You should thank me!”
Which is, of course, pure BS, and everyone knows it.
A righty, asked the same question, replies, “Because I can!”
Which at least grants the doomed lefty the dignity of an honest answer.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Frank, you are attacking the career plan of otherwise unemployable sociology majors and future leaders in the Democrat Party.
Me likee.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:25 am
And that is why, for their sake, we must destroy them.
I always enjoy the special little moments in life like telling liberals that they are special in Gods’ eyes, right before I crush their skulls asunder with my bare hands.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:53 am
Back in my academy days… all the hippies were sent to Olga… http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e1_12248o7749
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:03 pm
My bad. That should be http://www.liveleak.com/view?7e1_1224807749