Comments on: Lesser Known Effects of Global Warming

By: Eric

Eric — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 06:40:22 +0000

Water vapor is 20-50 times more effective, as a greenhouse gas, as CO2. Should we convert to cars that are run by “fuel cells” by converting hydrogen and oxygen into “energy”, we would be releasing just that much more “greenhouse gas” into the atmosphere. What a brilliant idea.

By: Mikee

Mikee — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:32:28 +0000

I applaud you on your understanding of polymer behavior with temperature changes. A slight temperature increase results in a more ordered polymer, for example: When a rubber band is heated, it will contract in length. (It will contract in width and depth, too, but who cares?)

Pelosi of course will have a tighter face over time no matter what the temperature. She will eventually look like Joan Rivers and make just as much sense.

By: Heywood Djabyteme

Heywood Djabyteme — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:21:33 +0000

Speaking of Nancy Pelosi, is there any truth to the rumor that if she gets her face lifted one more tim you’ll be able to see her nipples on her shoulders?

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:56:40 +0000

Total disregard for Revelation 16:8-9

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:54:13 +0000

Full employment of Little Dutch Boys who plug leaks in the Dykes of The Netherlands. Sexual Double-Entendre intended.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:49:05 +0000

1)Increase in the sale of Anti-Perspirants. Part of my get rich slow scheme is to invest in anti-perspirant stocks.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:44:51 +0000

Global Warming: Causing Libtard Encephalitis since Al Gore discovered it.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:36:00 +0000

Max Shiraz,

Apparently, lower temperatures are a direct result of higher temperatures.

By: island girl

island girl — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:51:05 +0000

the chappaquiddick bay is warming and bubbling over and anyone who tries to swim in those waters turns into dead squid – I got this straight from Aquaman

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:48:12 +0000

When the polar bears get small enough, we can train them to run in hamster wheels to generate electricity to power our air-conditioners.
Everyone wins!

By: Crusty

Crusty — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 23:55:14 +0000

Oooh, Frank, you need to correct that. It’s Tighter squirrels, Larger face for Nancy Pelosi.

By: Brightness

Brightness — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:15:46 +0000

If global warming means less beer we might as well have obamacare – who wants to live in such a world!? Just give me the blue pill now! or is it the red pill?

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:49:43 +0000

algore and john travolta end their contest to see who can get the fattest.

democommies quit pretending to be “watermellons” for air conditioning.

present hussein sheds his diguise as a human so he can sun on a rock.

Punches land short of hippies and “tweeters”.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:10:03 +0000

it makes hippies more punchable.

By: Obamaaintmymama

Obamaaintmymama — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:27:54 +0000

Global warming may lead to socialized medicine in the USA. Here is the logic:

Global warming -> Incessant rants by Al Gore -> Ted Kennedy’s brain tumor -> Ted Kennedy’s death -> Democrats pass socialized health care bill in memory of Ted Kennedy.

That’s how it could happen, folks.

By: Joey

Joey — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:16:47 +0000

Crap! I didn’t know global warming caused a decrease in humor blog updates and and, more importantly, an increase in twitter. We have to stop this crap. I can’t stand that stupid twitter crap. We need to stop global warming before the internet implodes and just becomes one giant twitspacebook. We didn’t listen!

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:41:16 +0000

My dog’s nose will become decidedly warmer….but my ex-wife’s heart will stay as cold as ever.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:29:59 +0000

* Chafing

By: G Fresh

G Fresh — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:07:48 +0000

*Dogs and cats living together!
*Chocolate rain
*Bears will become smarter than average; steal more picnic baskets
*Rick James will replace Rick Astley as the Rick Roll of choice

By: Thor

Thor — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:04:44 +0000

*Cheeseburgers in Paradise must now come with piping hot cocoa instead of margaritas.
*Board shorts and red long-johns? Nice look.
*”Blew out my mukluk, Gore is a dumbf***…”

Went to see Jimmy Buffett this weekend in WI…he had to wear a parka! Can we PLEEEEASE put the myth to rest, already?

By: Max Shiraz

Max Shiraz — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:40:35 +0000

Seems like the only thing we’re not getting from “global warming” is higher temperatures

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:36:00 +0000

* Obama will go for more ice cream while people die in the streets of [fill-in-the-blank oppressed country].

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:33:48 +0000

You’re right, Ussjc. Now whenever Favre throws a stupid pass (being a “gunslinger” and all) the ball will melt before it can reach the defensive back who was going to intercept it.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:32:17 +0000

* To prevent the Sun from getting any hotter, Fred Thompson will instead throw corrupt Democrat pork-spenders into Venus.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:31:06 +0000

* Less beer.
* Those annoying Mockingbirds that sing outside my window at midnight will get even louder.
* More fat Democrats will go shirtless.