Awesome video but I don’t think that was real. I saw the first moon landing, which everybody knows never happened, and it looked more real to me than this video.

Join the Crusade to put Hippies on the Endangered Species List!!!!

Before I even got to the video I was thinking to myself, “Awesome! But now Fred needs a similarly armed mate named Sarah.”

Laurence Simon once tried to build a moon-nuker in some SIM sort of deal. I don’t know what happened with it.

Now I have to find out.

#8 – Finally, Fred gets a free lunch.

We just found a TANSTAAFL loophole. I like it…

Do you have any idea how expensive it is to genetically engineer an entire army of these things?

I’m a conservative for gosh sakes! Why spend money doing something the dinosaurs can do for us all by themselves?

Now, if I were a Democrat (pretending that these things were somehow not quite useful lethal weapons, but were instead cute, fluffy and utterly useless), then I would of course form a blue ribbon panel to appoint a committee to commission a study about how to best breed them, and we would all hire our cousins and the nieces and nephews of our biggest political contributors and create oodles of new union-staffed bureaucracies and steal piles of money from the taxpayers to accomplish nothing while the program withered and died as an absolute failure.

We would, however, keep pumping more and more and more money into it every year even after it failed and if anyone threatened to even so much as slow the rate of the increase of spending on it each year, we would scream and holler about “Draconian cuts” and cry about how they didn’t care about the environment and women and children and minorities and the elderly and the poor until the media showed countless sob stories about how the world would come to an end if such cuts were enacted and we would just keep spending and spending and spending and spending…

But I’m not a Democrat, so…

I’m just creating 2 of ‘em and setting them up on a date. See how much smarter conservatives are?

In regards to your post #4 above, as anyone who actually watches that video and listens to the music can plainly see, that’s no moon – it’s a space station.

First, threaten Fred’s natural habitat. It can be something real like bulldozers or something made up like global warming.

Then, PETA and Earth First should move in to protect Fred from the evil conservatives trying to destroy all that is natural in this world. We should encourage this behavior by shouting, “I have a RIGHT to my SUV, who cares about Fred?” at the top of our lungs. (ESPECIALLY if we don’t own an SUV.)

Finally, Fred gets a free lunch.

Repeat as often as necessary. A good leftist is able to keep actions independent of consequences, so they will never realize what is happening until they are all gone.

Do Magic Mushrooms grow in his pasture after a good rain? Former 70′s/80′s era liberal hippies want to know (Not that I was one).

[Mr. Right says: "Sick 'im, Fred!"]

Everyone at this blog always talks about nuking the moon but I’m the only one that has ever actually gone out and done something about it!

I do and do and do for you kids, and THIS is the thanks I get???

(Thanks for the fun, Mr. Right. )