Comments on: Obama’s Secrets: Revealed!

By: Zeke

Zeke — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:05:03 +0000

I had to check if this was a Frank J post; it’s definitely on his level. You’ve come a long way since you first joined, Harvey. Good stuff!

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:55:55 +0000

Barack always won the ‘Who Can Insert The Q-Tip The Farthest?’ Game.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:52:35 +0000

Is still trying to work up the nerve to eat a Grand Slam Breakfast.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:51:59 +0000

Michelle placed a Ceti Eel in Barack’s ear, rendering him extremely susceptible to outside suggestion.
Unfortunately for Michelle, the Ceti eel starved inside Barack’s cranium.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:08:06 +0000

He’s the only “black” man in the world that can neither play sports or dance.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:03:25 +0000

*He was suprised when he bought a can of coke and all that came out was a dark sweet bubbly syrup.

By: Karen

Karen — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:55:34 +0000

Is he picking his ear, or tuning the hidden satellite dish disguised as an ear?

By: Harvey

Harvey — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:20:49 +0000

Basil – If it was Stride gum, you may have just saved yourself from being the victim of a goat attack.

By: Basil

Basil — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:53:31 +0000

Harvey:
Thanks a lot. I laughed so hard I got chewing gum on the wall. ServPro will be sending you a bill.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:42:13 +0000

Ya know, judging by that picture, I’m going to go ahead and add “dyed his hair black during the campaign to appear more vigorous and youthful.”

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:40:46 +0000

* Once tried to negotiate with a bloodthirsty regime that was killing its own citizens.

Oh, that’s right. Nevermind.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:36:46 +0000

* Once tinted his bathroom mirror pink so he could see his race correctly.

By: Ed the Pastor

Ed the Pastor — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:35:15 +0000

just recently discoved to have dyslexia. “Dang no wonder I thought everything was going good!”

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:34:33 +0000

* Developed his economic theories by reading The Communist Manifesto backwards.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:32:33 +0000

* Is actually one of Frank J. Fleming’s multiple personalities.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:31:36 +0000

* First got a bucket stuck on his head during a kegger at Harvard with Noam Chomsky and Ayers.

By: Silicon Valley Jim

Silicon Valley Jim — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:31:16 +0000

Was really popular with the girls in his elementary school and high school because he threw just like them.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:16:42 +0000

* Had an MRI brain scan after becoming president and when viewing the new brain image, the attending medical staff gasped in horror, “No change!”