Random Thoughts

Posted by Frank J. on September 17, 2009 at 9:15 am

Would it be considered a partisan stunt if I jumped twenty Democrats on a motorcycle?

There’s a very good reason conservative argue principle and liberals tend to promote specific policies. When liberals start to argue frankly what they actually believe, holy crap is that scary.

During the 2008 campaign, I always wondered what a community organizer was. Thanks to the ACORN videos, now I know!

Conservatism started in 2009 as a response to there being a black person as president.

What does Carter know about racism? He’s a dumb cracker.

Frankly, I’m tired of white people. I’m around them all the bleeping time. If you don’t know any white people, all they do is stand around and tell racist jokes. It gets old fast.

So is the message of Mad Men that in the early sixties no one had even basic common sense about anything?

Let’s keep harping on the MSM until they give up and finally criticize Obama and then let’s call them racist.

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13 Responses to “Random Thoughts”

  1. DamnCat says:

    Would it be considered a partisan stunt if I jumped twenty Democrats on a motorcycle?

    Trying the jump with a steamroller would be more entertaining.

  2. IH8Socialist says:

    Would it be considered a partisan stunt if I jumped twenty Democrats on a motorcycle?

    that would be cool and all but I agree with DamnCat a steamroller would be more entertaining.

    So is the message of Mad Men that in the early sixties no one had even basic common sense about anything?

    that’s because in the sixties almost everyone was busy with smoking pot, droping acid, free love, burning draft cards, spitting on people who served this country, sticking it to the man, and being hippies that common sense went out the window.

  3. OutbackJon says:

    DamnCat beat me to it, but I was just going to suggest not using a ramp. DamnCat’s idea is better.

  4. MarkoMancuso says:

    Random thought: I chuckle whenever Frank uses the expression “Frankly”.

    That reminds me. You know what I hate about bleeping white people? Their jokes. “Orange you glad I came knockin’”? Horrible.

  5. SPAD local 17 says:

    How do you get twenty democrats onto a motorcycle, anyway? Tell them it’s “green transportation”? I understand jumping them, they have all our tax money and you want to get it back for us…

  6. Live Free Or Die says:

    When Liberals start to argue seriously (Liberals don’t DO frankly), what they actually believe, HolyCrap! is that scary.
    That’s why O-bah-muhhz poll ratings go down every time he speaks about anything other than Hope-and-Change.
    Another example would be O-bah-muhh’s Science! Czar John Holdren, and his book, ‘Ecoscience’.

  7. Trouble says:

    So is the message of Mad Men that in the early sixties no one had even basic common sense about anything?

    I must beg to differ: the message of Mad Men is that hot, busty redheads will generate viewership even among people who don’t particularly like a show.

  8. zip says:

    steamroller would be cool, but i am a traditionalist, set them on fire before trying to jump them.

  9. zzyzx says:

    A steamroller would be cool….a D-9 Cat would be cooler.

  10. Corona says:

    Jump over them with a rototiller. And forgive me but I hope you fail. I hope you fail for a total length of 20 libs.

  11. Plentyobailouts says:

    Oooh! I had a thought!! Oh wait! nevermind.

  12. Son of Bob says:

    Jumping them with a motorcycle would be cruel and unusual punishment. However, hanging them for treason would be justice.

  13. Nunya says:

    More revision on the above ideas: Jump them using a steamroller. Without a ramp. Followed by a Weed-Wacker.

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