Random Thoughts
So should we start a pool on what country is going to get nuked first or which country going to first do the nuking?
Know what would be the quickest way to get rid of lots of nuclear weapons? A worldwide nuclear war.
All Michael Moore really needs is a good hug… except he’s too fat for anyone to get their arms around him so thus he is.
I wonder if the evil-universe version of me always wears a hat.
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September 28th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Around his torso, sure, but I bet you could hug him by the neck, hug him good.
September 28th, 2009 at 9:43 am
What if they nuke themselves? Whatever pool we do start, I’ll bet $12.75 on Botswana.
We could always get several people to join hands and try to hug the hungry hippo…no that wouldn’t work either would it? Oh well.
I think the evil-universe you might look nice in a beret.
September 28th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Germany. We’ve been quiet for so long. We’re up to something. Or maybe the Swiss.
Probably a sombrero.
September 28th, 2009 at 10:15 am
I wonder if the evil-universe version of me always wears a hat.
Probably afeathered boa.
So should we start a pool on what country is going to get nuked first or which country going to first do the nuking?
I got 5 bucks on East Timor
September 28th, 2009 at 10:15 am
No. But he does have that cheesy goatee thing going on.
September 28th, 2009 at 10:50 am
I think I’ll rent An American Carol on Friday rather than watch Moore bite the hand that over-feeds him.
September 28th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Oh, Wow! This isn’t the evil-universe? I thought we did a Vulcan Mind-Meld with it on 1-20-09 and switched places. If this isn’t the evil universe then I really need to quit the hallucinigenic therapy I’ve been using to make this place look normal.
Oh and I thought that that was a hat on your head! No?DAAAYAAMN! This is some good therapy!
September 28th, 2009 at 10:59 am
The more I think about it, Evil Frank is probably a crypto-commie Berkeley-attending hippie hipster loser. Therefore, my guess is that Evil Frank wears a keffiyeh.
September 28th, 2009 at 11:24 am
“So should we start a pool on what country is going to get nuked first or which country going to first do the nuking?”
Iran will nuke Israel. But, it’s really not a fair pool, because Barack Obama is helping to make it happen.
September 28th, 2009 at 11:25 am
It has been way over 50 years since Germany invaded Poland. They’re due.
September 28th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Remember that idiot who got mauled by a panda in a Chinese zoo because he tried to hug it? Beware of approaching Michael Moore. He may look huggable (after all, even Jabba the Hutt looked huggable to somebody) but I hear tell that he can unhinge his massive jaws and swallow the average person whole. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, you touchy-feely types!
September 28th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
My money is on the US getting nuked first. Most likely a small nuke set off by terrorists with material obtained from Iran or Pakistan and smuggled across our porous borders. I’m sure (if it happens during the current administration) we’ll immediately retaliate with a vigorous protest in the UN.
September 28th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Members of ‘The Nuke Pool’ : USA, Israel, India, South Korea, Japan, Taiwan, based on Islam’s hatred of the Great Satan and JOOOs, and Commies hatred of Capitalism.
In the Evil Parallel Universe, Frank J. is a Lizard person. They hate hats, and are partial to heat lamps.
September 28th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Um. First to get nuked is Japan, the one to nuke them is the United States. I WIN!!
or did you mean next to get nuked? In that case, I’ll go along with Iran/Israel.
September 28th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Israel, and before the end of Obama’s first term. Obama will show his great support for the Jews by allowing the few thousand survivors to enter the US as long as they are NOT eligible for any aid or assistence. He will then spend trillions to help Iran and Hamas build a Muslim States dedicated to the destruction of Western Civilization.
Doesn’t the FrankJ in our universe have a secret collection of hats and accesories? I thougt he needed to conceal his identity from the Libtards when he went out in public.
September 29th, 2009 at 12:39 am
In the evil universe IMAO really Does stand for I, Mao.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
“So thus he is”?