Random Thoughts
The economy should eventually improve, but we all might be enslaved by apes by the time it happens.
I will be on the View tomorrow at 11am ET. No, wait, that was just a nightmare.
What separates man from animal? Hats.
I hope before the White House staff gives Joe Biden toys they make sure none of them are a choking hazard.
So are the French for drugging and sodomizing 13-year-olds? If so, I hope the State Department issues some sort of travel warning.
What exactly is Obama supposed to talk to General McCrystal about? McCrystal doesn’t watch Grey’s Anatomy.
The more I read about Polanski’s crime, the more I move from “he’s suffered enough” towards “chuck him in the incinerator.”
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September 29th, 2009 at 9:47 am
Not just regular hats, though. Animal skin hats. Leather fedoras and driving caps, coonskin caps, hats with feathers, Cowboy hats with rattlesnake heads on ‘em.
Animals are so versatile!
September 29th, 2009 at 10:06 am
too far
September 29th, 2009 at 10:15 am
What separates man from animal? Hats.
Out on the range, a crowbar is usually required to separate a man from his favorite animal.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:26 am
“Might”?
Has McCrystal been named “Worst Person in the World” yet? Olby’s off his game.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:43 am
I wonder if Polanski ever met John Phillips?
Rape and incest is OK as long as you’re an artist? Must be a Hollywood thang.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Ah, but would Manimal wear a hat? I’m sorry, did I just blow your little mind!?!?
September 29th, 2009 at 10:46 am
You wouldn’t understand…..I know I don’t.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:46 am
What separates man from animal? Action at a distance followed by the sweet smell of meat cooking.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:14 am
#3 SVJ: “Baaaaaa!” means “No”.
Did you know that the Montana Department of Agriculture, along with Montana State University, has discovered new uses for sheep? Meat and wool.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:27 am
The more I read about Polanski’s crime, the more I move from “he’s suffered enough” towards “chuck him in the incinerator.”
Perhaps, instead, we could just let him walk home from school in Obama’s Chicago. And, hey, that Annenberg school program in Chicago that Ayers and Obama worked on seems to have been really successful.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Never forget that Marc Rich, a terrorist arms supplier, got a pardon from the last Dem president.
If Polanski goes down, the untold story is that Polanski must have forgot to pay his bill to Obama.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:46 am
Thor -
I learn something new every day. Thank you!
I understand that there’s a new shipment of lingerie for sheep in at Frederick’s of Bozeman.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
So are the French for drugging and sodomizing 13-year-olds? If so, I hope the State Department issues some sort of travel warning.
If “Last Tango in Paris” is anything to go by, the State Department also should issue a warning about the uses of butter in France.
September 29th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
You are wrong about the toys. Bozo the VP needs extra choking hazards.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Only if they miss…
September 29th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
“chuck him in the incinerator.”
Feet first. That way you can watch the expression on his face change.
(too harsh?)
September 30th, 2009 at 12:03 am
I’m pretty sure that’s racist…there’s no ‘might’ about it!