Comments on: Random Thoughts

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:03:30 +0000

The economy should eventually improve, but we all might be enslaved by apes by the time it happens.

I’m pretty sure that’s racist…there’s no ‘might’ about it!

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:03:50 +0000

“chuck him in the incinerator.”

Feet first. That way you can watch the expression on his face change.
(too harsh?)

By: Tim

Tim — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:59:11 +0000

#2 DamnCat says:
September 29th, 2009 at 10:06 am

“chuck him in the incinerator.”

too far

Only if they miss…

By: penultimatum

penultimatum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:03:22 +0000

You are wrong about the toys. Bozo the VP needs extra choking hazards.

By: Teleprompter Messiah

Teleprompter Messiah — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:38:27 +0000

So are the French for drugging and sodomizing 13-year-olds? If so, I hope the State Department issues some sort of travel warning.

If “Last Tango in Paris” is anything to go by, the State Department also should issue a warning about the uses of butter in France.

By: Silicon Valley Jim

Silicon Valley Jim — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:46:44 +0000

Thor -

I learn something new every day. Thank you!

I understand that there’s a new shipment of lingerie for sheep in at Frederick’s of Bozeman.

By: Deafdog

Deafdog — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:39:48 +0000

Never forget that Marc Rich, a terrorist arms supplier, got a pardon from the last Dem president.

If Polanski goes down, the untold story is that Polanski must have forgot to pay his bill to Obama.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:27:54 +0000

The more I read about Polanski’s crime, the more I move from “he’s suffered enough” towards “chuck him in the incinerator.”

Perhaps, instead, we could just let him walk home from school in Obama’s Chicago. And, hey, that Annenberg school program in Chicago that Ayers and Obama worked on seems to have been really successful.

By: Thor

Thor — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:14:46 +0000

#3 SVJ: “Baaaaaa!” means “No”.

Did you know that the Montana Department of Agriculture, along with Montana State University, has discovered new uses for sheep? Meat and wool.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:46:57 +0000

What separates man from animal? Action at a distance followed by the sweet smell of meat cooking.

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:46:50 +0000

Must be a Hollywood thang.

You wouldn’t understand…..I know I don’t.

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:44:50 +0000

What separates man from animal? Hats.

Ah, but would Manimal wear a hat? I’m sorry, did I just blow your little mind!?!?

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:43:50 +0000

I wonder if Polanski ever met John Phillips? Rape and incest is OK as long as you're an artist? Must be a Hollywood thang.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:26:08 +0000

The economy should eventually improve, but we all might be enslaved by apes by the time it happens.

“Might”?

What exactly is Obama supposed to talk to General McCrystal about? McCrystal doesn’t watch Grey’s Anatomy.

Has McCrystal been named “Worst Person in the World” yet? Olby’s off his game.

By: Silicon Valley Jim

Silicon Valley Jim — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:15:33 +0000

What separates man from animal? Hats.

Out on the range, a crowbar is usually required to separate a man from his favorite animal.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:06:17 +0000

“chuck him in the incinerator.”

too far

By: Thor

Thor — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:47:55 +0000

Not just regular hats, though. Animal skin hats. Leather fedoras and driving caps, coonskin caps, hats with feathers, Cowboy hats with rattlesnake heads on ‘em.

Animals are so versatile!