Comments on: We’re Supposed To Do WHAT With Our Elbows?

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 04:58:09 +0000

Obamacare treatment for erectile disfunction:
popsickle stick and duct tape … in your elbow.

By: Bitterroot

Bitterroot — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:31:45 +0000

Movie Lines corrected by the Obama Administration:

“I’ll be back… in your elbow.”

“May the Force be with you… in your elbow.”

“Say hello to my little friend… in your elbow.”

“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse… in your elbow.”

“You feelin’ lucky punk? Go ahead – make my day… in your elbow.”*

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory… in your elbow.”

Heh, I think I found a new pastime. I think my co-workers are going to be sick of me… again.

*(From the French porn classic, “Dirty, Hairy.”)

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:26:33 +0000

Bart just ain’t as cool when he says “Smell you later in your elbow.” Richard Nixon would have a better legacy if he had said “I am not a crook in your elbow”

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:03:52 +0000

O-bah-muhh has proclaimed every day to be ‘Cough Up All Your Money, Cracker, Day’.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:53:11 +0000

West Virginia Governor Joe Manchin proclaimed the Sunday before Labor Day, ‘Cough Up Your Coalminers’ Black Lung Into Your Elbow’ Day

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:40:58 +0000

September 20th was ‘Talk Like A Pirate Into your Elbow Day’.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:27:19 +0000

When doctors are checking for hernias, they now will tell you to cough into your elbow.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:22:36 +0000

Always remove your medical/surgical mask prior to coughing into your elbow.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:13:42 +0000

“We’re Supposed To Do WHAT With Our Elbows?” —It’s obvious we’re to plant our elbows into Hippies’ faces.
But always use Sanitizer to disinfect the elbow afterwards.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:07:13 +0000

This crisis could have been averted if Swine had been taught to cough into THEIR elbows.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:54:09 +0000

Use it or ~~lose~~ gain it in your arse ! (Sorry, I couldn’t fit “elbow” in there.)

By: AlanABQ

AlanABQ — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:54:12 +0000

Dang. Corona beat me to the punch.

Oh well. As they say, “You snooze, you lose…in your elbow”.

By: Corona

Corona — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:25:07 +0000

My favorite cookie fortune is “That wasn’t chicken”.

By: Silhouette

Silhouette — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:17:14 +0000

Let us not forget the mockery heaped upon Bush for his “go shopping” request.

By: bigDon

bigDon — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:22:42 +0000

Just think how long the press would have gone on about it if John McCain had suggested checking the air in your car tires as a way to save enough fuel to end our dependency on foreign oil.

By: Mikee

Mikee — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:02:32 +0000

I was having a discussion with a young and very innocent 20-something female once, when the subject of sodomy came up (I think we were talking about a recent court case – Lawrence v Texas or something). She asked where the word came from, and I told her -the biblical story of Lot and Sodom and Gemorrah.

Then I told her that gemorry was having sex by rubbing your penis in their bent knees or elbows. She believed me.

With the pictures of elbow sneezing in the news, my circle of life is once again complete. Gesundheit!

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:43:52 +0000

A “How to Sneeze” video from HHS was sent out to our elementary schools. Yhe school where my wife teaches refused to run it at first thinking it was a practical joke. When the video was eventually run the students laughed at it. Good to know Teh One & Co. are laughung stocks of our children. The wisdom of a child.

We will NOT go into elbows and Jocelyn Elders. No way. Nope No sirree.

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:39:08 +0000

“My healthcare plan will cover all of your medical problems…”

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:22:27 +0000

What’s next from these nanny state elitists? I’m guessing it’ll be lessons on, “Now remember ladies, always wipe from front to back.”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:17:22 +0000

Cover your elbow when you sneeze!

By: ann

ann — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:13:52 +0000

Please leave us a urine sample…

By: Ed Flinn

Ed Flinn — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:04:02 +0000

She’s a big hit with the K Street Crowd when she does that while wearing a cape. ‘I vant to drink your blood’. Oh, how they howl!