I was thinking I should shake things up. So what I really need is some sort of issue I can obsess and go crazy over, lashing out and banning every one who disagrees with me until I end up on the left-wing. Problem is, I’m generally apathetic about everything. Still, here’s a few ideas for issues for me to constantly post about until I drive every one away:
* Despite what people on the internet contend, realistically pirates would beat ninjas.
* The stegosaurus is the greatest dinosaur.
* Though the heated rhetoric doesn’t concern me, it’s cheap — and possibly racist — to make fun of the president’s ears.
* Godfather III is not as bad as people say.
* Every second we’re not building asteroid defense we’re stupid dummies who deserve to die.
* A peanut really is a nut.
* Iran and Iraq should be united as one country called Iranq.
* ‘E’ can go before ‘I’ whenever the hell it feels like.
* I don’t like monkeys.
Any other ideas?