… and sue you afterwards!

Initially it was reported that an older man had shot and killed a would be robber. (Yay! Said the gun rights people)
Then it was reported he had actually shot his grandson (Yay! Said gun control people)
Then it was reported that he shot his grandson, who was attempting to rob the house and fired on his grandfather first.
What a world.

I fear greatly for my son’s generation.

Europe is now influencing American foreign policy. As we know from history they’ve done such a good job protecting themselves and their allies in the past. Neville Chamberlain has returned from the dead and his new name is BHObama.

I loved James Taranto’s comment , “…The jokes write themselves. Six days ago, “Saturday Night Live” was mocking Obama for having accomplished nothing, and the president’s media protectors were crying foul. After all, can’t expect a guy to accomplish very much in a few short
months. But the incongruity of this staggeringly premature honor

–the equivalent of a lifetime-achievement Oscar for a child star–

makes yesterday’s satire into today’s news.”

“Yo Obama, congratulations, I’m really happy for you and I’ma let you finish, but Beyonce is the most peaceful person I know.”

1) You can find these stories on Google by using the terms “year old man shoots” (without quotes). Apparently a shooter’s age is only in the headline if they’re very old or very young.

2) I didn’t do the search for “woman”, because it would’ve clashed with the theme established by the Clint Eastwood picture, but the stories can be found similarly.

3) I only used stories where the shooter was named. A lot of them simply say “the homeowner” – no charges, no crime, no need to put his name in the paper.

What would she have done? Talk them out of it?

What are the odds that his name is Elijah? 2 Kings 2:24

Blue Flame Owner Kills Two: Harlem’s Restaurant Supply Owner Shoots Two Dead After Botched Robbery

Rehabilitated.

I wish closed minds came with closed mouths.

Cheers!

Naked man, 91, holds drunken intruder at gunpoint

Thanks for brightening it up with these heartwarming tales.

Just plain old good Americans, doing the right thing in spite of the nanny state.

Gotta love them all.

To: comments@nobelprize.org
Re: Nobel Nomination

Considering the modern standards for the Nobel Prizes, I would like to nominate someone who will assuredly be the hands down winner for the Nobel Prize in Medicine. She has worked tirelessly to prevent the spread of disease and spares no effort in curbing poor conditions that lead to high-risk epidemics. I am speaking, of course, of my cat Squeaker who is a rapacious mouser and killed two in the last week alone, then selflessly ate them to prevent and outbreak of the Bubonic Plague. As Winter moves in and global warming forces these vermin into my house for warmth, her deft skill with claw and tooth will be indispensible in the protection of my family.

For this, she is most deserving of a Nobel Prize. She’s actually done something.

Xxxx Xxxxxxxx, Serf
North Carolina, USA