Comments on: Fact Checking IMAO

By: The Strident Conservative

The Strident Conservative — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 07:40:16 +0000

CNN Protects Obama From Saturday Night Live…

Using satire and sarcasm (two of my favorite things), the crew at Saturday Night Live parodied Obama as being inept and ineffective achieving many of his major objectives as President.

Considering the subject matter of the skit done by Fred Armise…

By: Idahoser

Idahoser — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:45:02 +0000

* It’s not true to say Obama has never accomplished anything in his life. He once put together a desk from IKEA.

patently false. The sense of accomplishment from such an act would be impossible given the current condition of the Big Zero. He has clearly never accomplished anything of any kind. Anything that appears to have been accomplished by him was obviously done by soemone else.

By: Gekkobear

Gekkobear — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:59:45 +0000

Since we can now trust CNN to have fact checked all political SNL sketches, and Obama’s wa sthe only one raising flags.

Palin must really be dumb, and think she sees Russia from her house; which saddens me.

But not as much as finding out that PALAMINO Pelosi is real and in fact entirely factually accurate.

** Disclosure, since its too late now. I’ve been investing in “mind-bleach” and sales have been off lately.

PALAMINO!

By: ss396

ss396 — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:04:29 +0000

CNN, like college students everywhere, gets most of its news from SNL and Letterman. That whole Leno thing, with him leaving the reservation and striking off on his own, caught them by surprise. Now they don’t know who to trust, and they are getting worried. That d__n Kool Aid just isn’t hacking it, anymore.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:50:23 +0000

It really isn't the media's job to background check Obama's appointees. ...but it is their job to background check anybody who questions Obama.

By: MikeLL

MikeLL — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:43:34 +0000

Helen Thomas is not dead and is not a zombie.

Wait . . .

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:40:12 +0000

The same people at CNN have now “fact checked” Celebrity Jeopardy, and it turns out that Wolf Blitzer not only won, but set a new high-point record.

By: island girl

island girl — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:24:03 +0000

It has not yet been proven that Obama practices sitting in front of a long mirrror, trying to smoke a cigar with sidelong glances at the teleprompter trying to blow love circles of smoke towards the teleprompter.

By: Crusty

Crusty — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:59:39 +0000

* Not all liberals are complete idiots. Some are deceased.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:20:03 +0000

BTW, I’d like to change #18 to “stinking fact check checking fact checkers.”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:48:34 +0000

One fact worth examining here is the claim that, factually, some IMAO bloggers AND commenters aren’t, in fact, real. As a matter of fact, and for example, I give you Frank J. and ussjimmycarter. Have you actuallyl SEEN their faces together – for a fact? Really SEEN them? Like put them side-by-side and looked at them? I mean, come on.

Another is Socrates, who now comments so seldomly that he might as well be a ghost. And ghosts are not facts the last I checked. As a matter of fact, dontcha think it’s odd how some comments here just seem to write themselves even though the person’s existence is so factually questionable? Really FACTUALLY, I mean. We’re dealing in facts here, not conjecture.

So, for starters, fact check this: I am not ussjimmycarter ! I may use the name ‘jimmy’ but I am certainly not him. No way. In fact, while I question the fact that some have claimed he’s my alter ego, there’s no way that he (if he does exist) could be me. I mean, the fact is, the guy hangs out with Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama while sidelining shooting bears from helicopters for Sarah Palin. I mean, that’s just @#$@*%-up.

And for Socrates, well if he ever starts commenting here again, I think you ladies should pinch him, just to see if he’s real. That’s a fact.

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:11:21 +0000

I knew that Instapundit guy really did blend puppies.
Some people actually seem think that was a joke or something.

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:34:46 +0000

*Terrorists actually have adequate spelling and grammar.

By: cptnmoroni

cptnmoroni — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:04:18 +0000

If I were to apply for the post of IMAO ombudsman, do I have to be able to pronounce the word “ombudsman”?

Will the ombudsman be told the almighty secret of what the letters IMAO stand for?

Can the ombudsman get copies of the Limey e-mails, complete with Bolshevik Red background?

By: PammyV

PammyV — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:53:14 +0000

It is true that IMAO readers do not need fact checkers because we are smart enough to decipher what is fact, fiction and teh funny.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:58:36 +0000

* It may or may not be true that IMAO fact checkers check themselves. Besides, we don’t need no stinkin’ checking fact checking fact checkers.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:39:24 +0000

Just out of curiosity, why would IMAO worry about facts? It would seem that people come here to read or share ARROGANT OPINIONS

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:27:03 +0000

O-bah-muhh did NOT visit 57 states during the campaign season
Every Aug/Sept Washington gets all wee-wee’d up.
Rep. Pete Stark doesn’t like wasting urine.
It is only a rumor that Nancy Pelosi is a Constipationist, she’s as regular as they get.
Muslims don’t believe O-bah-muhh is a Christian because they’ve never seen his Long Form Baptismal Certificate
Michaelangelo never got around to the ‘Pull My Finger’ Thought Balloon for his ‘The Creation Of Adam’ Fresco.

By: Burt

Burt — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:45:04 +0000

Now that was scary… I guess I can handle those truthes. Just don’t ever tell me that Buck the Marine doesn’t really hate furriners.

That reminds me. Do you have a publication date for “The Chronicles of the Won” yet?

By: MDr

MDr — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:39:02 +0000

There’s absolutely no evidence that Obama has directly added to the scientific knowledge of Global Warming – since he started actively campaigning for President however, hot air has increased temps another 0.6 C in less than 2 yrs. Breaking the old record of 100 yrs.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:13:28 +0000

#4 Silhouttte says: Pulling a person’s finger does not, in fact, faciliate the release of flatulence.

However, it does facilitate another speech by the classless disgrace or his henchmen.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:09:43 +0000

* It’s not actually legal in any state to punch a hippy.

it is legal in any state if you don’t get caught.

By: Silhouette

Silhouette — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:49:57 +0000

I am not really a paper cutout of a person’s shadow.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:40:55 +0000

Harvey is a real person. “Basil” is not.

Joe Biden is ~~not~~ constantly outsmarted by ground hogs.

FTFY.

By: rumcrook®

rumcrook® — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:40:37 +0000

I think the title should be jokes about democrats fact checked for accuracy

then out to the T-shirt factory