Frank Advice for Life
Always stand up for your principles. Like, if you’re sitting with friends talking about stuff and your principles come up, stand up before you mention them. That lets people know they’re important. It’s dangerous on a Ferris wheel, though.
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October 2nd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
So then, democrats never have a reason to stand up?
October 2nd, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Principals??? I thought I was done delaing with them when I left school………hell I didnt even like the guy in the first place….. why would my principal come up in conversation?? I dont get it?? I mean I understand the stand up part cause ya wouldnt want detention for being disrespectful…… but the rest is fuzzy…….
October 2nd, 2009 at 4:06 pm
I keep thinking about poor ussjimmycarter who had to lie down because he couldn’t take it any more…
October 2nd, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Also, it’s polite to stand up whenever your principles enter a room.
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:41 pm
And as Bob Marley sang, “Stand up for your rights!” (and lefts)
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Ah… didn’t John McCain use the repetitive “Stand Up!… Stand Up!… Stand Up!… Stand Up!… STAND UP!…” bit near the end of one of his speeches during the campaign? I hear he’s trying to rebuild the party from the center (Hotair).
John…
Sit Down! Sit Down! Sit Down! Sit Down!
Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up!
October 2nd, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Also avoid the standing up part while tobogganing drunk and naked down a triple-diamond ski slope during avalanche season. As tempting as it may be, the urge to rail against higher taxes should be tabled until later when you are sobered up in the lodge. No doubt Frank J would be the first to back me up on this.
October 2nd, 2009 at 6:09 pm
It’s even more dangerous if you’re riding on the roof of a subway train.
October 2nd, 2009 at 6:39 pm
…of a subway train in Copenhagen…
October 2nd, 2009 at 7:19 pm
……In the winter time…..
October 2nd, 2009 at 7:37 pm
…wearing a bucket for warmth…
October 2nd, 2009 at 8:10 pm
…with a klingon..
October 2nd, 2009 at 8:12 pm
…..and its payback time back in da hood……..
October 2nd, 2009 at 8:13 pm
…named Michelle…
October 2nd, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Collision!! That’s Terrible.
October 2nd, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Oh, I thought you misspelled “principal”.
I always stand up for my principal, it’s the dean I had a problem with.
October 3rd, 2009 at 2:10 am
Sit down, sit down you’re rockin’ the boat
and the devil will drag you under
by the sharp lapel of your checkered coat;
sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
sit down you’re rockin’ the boat!