Frank Advice for Life
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. For arch-nemeses, you should consider getting a place together. Just be warned, though, that he may not always pony up his half the rent since he is trying to destroy you.
(17 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5)
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October 6th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
“And believe me, folks, Death does not pony up for gas!”
October 6th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Would this be marital advice, Frank?
October 6th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
I keep my enemies under the basement floor.
October 6th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Just sign a phoney name on the lease and it won’t matter.
October 6th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
I remember walking in one day when my arch-nemeses was eating the last of my left-over pizza. Needless to say, I killed he and his evil henchmen on the spot. That was my damn pizza!
October 6th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
I tried to move in with my arch nemesis but the secret service told me i couldn’ do that. bastards.
October 6th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Wait, did you just call SarahK your arch-nemesis?
Dude.
October 6th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
What if you’re your own worst enemy? Can we at least have seperate bedrooms?
October 6th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Birkenstock Sandals: Every Conservative’s Arch nemesis
October 6th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
“Have a Plan to Kill Everyone You Meet”
October 6th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Why wouldn’t your arch-nemesis pay his half of the rent? If he’s trying to kill you, you would think he would be prepared to pay both halves.
October 7th, 2009 at 12:37 am
#10 Because if she wanted to pay rent, she wouldn’t have gotten married AR.