Comments on: Frank Advice for Life

By: Josh

Josh — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:56:41 +0000

Et tu Frank J? The moon is 238,857 miles from earth on average. The closest star (aside from the sun) is Proxima Centauri at about 4.37 light-years away. That means that, if you miss the moon, you’ll die a terrible death in the vast black void of outer space unless you manage to crash into a planet first. Under NO circumstances will you survive long enough to get “among” any stars. Or am I taking this whole thing a bit too seriously?

By: Barb

Barb — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:38:18 +0000

Uh-oh. I just discovered that there may be a Theme Song Race looming: NASA’s got one for this bombing mission: http://lcross.arc.nasa.gov/mission.htm (“Water On The Moon” downloadable MP3 link under the pictures — it’s not too bad, actually, and the opening will be particularly hard to surpass).

What’s gonna be the tune for the Big Show? Somehow, “We’ll Meet Again” seems so vapid….

Perhaps “I’m American,” by Stuck Mojo? (Disclosure note: I have nothing to do with the band and really don’t like heavy metal, but just really like that and “Open Season” and they’re Southern, which is important cuz I’m homesick right now.)

By: Burt

Burt — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:16:27 +0000

I really hope that President has an exit strategy for this military engagement. It would be terribly humiliating to have to cede territory when he ends up losing this war with the moon. I’ll bet he’ll try to just give up red states.

By: Chance

Chance — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:12:22 +0000

I want to take the chance to congratulate Frank on the progress you have made with the current administration. Who would’ve thought it would be a Democrat who would finally actually blow up the moon? I hope you will take the time and read my recent entry on my blog acknowledging your accomplishments.

By: JR

JR — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:12:23 +0000

Just a practice shot, the nuke comes next.

By: Crusty

Crusty — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:57:28 +0000

Shouldn’t the rocket that shot the bomb to the moon have been called the “Ralph Kramden?”

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:40:09 +0000

We’ll all be missing the Moon when the current administration’s unjust war against it goes Nuclear.

hObama lied, Satellites Died!

By: Corona

Corona — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:36:09 +0000

Oh, there’s no missing the moon.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/sargem/ntm.png

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:53:08 +0000

Or, DamnCat, you may just need to remove that bucket from your head.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:01:40 +0000

If you aim at the moon and miss you really need to get out the the range more often.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:45:24 +0000

“Fly me to the moon
Let me sing among those stars
Let me see what spring is like
On jupiter and mars” (Another Frank)

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:41:32 +0000

If you aimed for the moon and missed, you were not flapping your arms hard enough.