Comments on: Frank Advice for Life http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/10/frank-advice-for-life-25/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 06:33:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Live Free Or Die http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/10/frank-advice-for-life-25/comment-page-1/#comment-48501 Live Free Or Die Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:46:01 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=7529#comment-48501 When those Phone-Charity-Soliciters call asking for 'up', I always tell them that I never give 'up', as a matter of principle. When friends ask if they can borrow that new Disney/Pixar DVD, I tell them "I never give 'Up' to anyone. Perhaps I'm being selfish. When those Phone-Charity-Soliciters call asking for ‘up’, I always tell them that I never give ‘up’, as a matter of principle.
When friends ask if they can borrow that new Disney/Pixar DVD, I tell them “I never give ‘Up’ to anyone. Perhaps I’m being selfish.

]]> By: Barb http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/10/frank-advice-for-life-25/comment-page-1/#comment-48495 Barb Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:39:47 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=7529#comment-48495 <b><strong>"I'll get there if I leave everything but my bones behind. And I'll carry Mr. Frodo up myself, if it breaks my back and heart."</strong> -- S. Gamgee,</b> in Mordor Mall, determined beyond all reasonableness to show Frodo the neat lava lamps at the Orodruin Cash'n'Carry (<i>"Where rings and centuries-old hobbits are gladly accepted in trade"</i>) on the second level, no matter what the freaky-looking one-eyed manager and his nine rent-a-cops at the top of the stairs have to say about it. One of my favorite lines, and my most favorite character, from <i>The Lord of the Rings</i> (books, not movies). “I’ll get there if I leave everything but my bones behind. And I’ll carry Mr. Frodo up myself, if it breaks my back and heart.”
– S. Gamgee, in Mordor Mall, determined beyond all reasonableness to show Frodo the neat lava lamps at the Orodruin Cash’n'Carry (“Where rings and centuries-old hobbits are gladly accepted in trade”) on the second level, no matter what the freaky-looking one-eyed manager and his nine rent-a-cops at the top of the stairs have to say about it.

One of my favorite lines, and my most favorite character, from The Lord of the Rings (books, not movies).

]]> By: Son of Bob http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/10/frank-advice-for-life-25/comment-page-1/#comment-48483 Son of Bob Wed, 14 Oct 2009 04:13:10 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=7529#comment-48483 Just accept it. You can't buy Chik Filet on Sundays. They're closed. So, step away from the counter. Just accept it. You can’t buy Chik Filet on Sundays. They’re closed. So, step away from the counter.

]]> By: 5 of 7 http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/10/frank-advice-for-life-25/comment-page-1/#comment-48467 5 of 7 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:30:19 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=7529#comment-48467 "I don't know how many of those good old boys it'd take to kick my ass, but I knew how many they were gonna use. So I backed down from the fight." - Ron White, arrested for being Drunk In Public. “I don’t know how many of those good old boys it’d take to kick my ass, but I knew how many they were gonna use. So I backed down from the fight.”
– Ron White, arrested for being Drunk In Public.

]]> By: BigRichardSmall http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/10/frank-advice-for-life-25/comment-page-1/#comment-48455 BigRichardSmall Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:11:13 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=7529#comment-48455 Be careful of those Mall Ninjas. They take their ques from the Power Rangers. The best way to defeat an opponent is to out number them 5 to 1. Be careful of those Mall Ninjas. They take their ques from the Power Rangers. The best way to defeat an opponent is to out number them 5 to 1.

]]> By: Mikee http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/10/frank-advice-for-life-25/comment-page-1/#comment-48451 Mikee Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:28:02 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=7529#comment-48451 Surrender is quite different from utter defeat. Indeed, utter defeat is often necessary as a first step on the path to recovery from whatever one was doing to cause mall security to swarm all over one.... Surrender is quite different from utter defeat.

Indeed, utter defeat is often necessary as a first step on the path to recovery from whatever one was doing to cause mall security to swarm all over one….

]]> By: MarkoMancuso http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/10/frank-advice-for-life-25/comment-page-1/#comment-48436 MarkoMancuso Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:33:15 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=7529#comment-48436 The Cynthia McKinney story. The Cynthia McKinney story.

]]> By: MDr http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/10/frank-advice-for-life-25/comment-page-1/#comment-48432 MDr Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:03:17 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=7529#comment-48432 Whoa, dude. Winstonian for sure, but a look back at all the other groups that have taken this up, leaves me ................ baffled. Whoa, dude. Winstonian for sure, but a look back at all the other groups that have taken this up, leaves me ……………. baffled.

]]> By: Tim in CSG http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/10/frank-advice-for-life-25/comment-page-1/#comment-48427 Tim in CSG Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:24:09 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=7529#comment-48427 How very Churchillian of you. How very Churchillian of you.

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