Comments on: Frank on Science!: Higgs Boson

By: David Gray

David Gray — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:43:29 +0000

Higgs theory, this is a total farce, wont happen, they are spending hundreds of millions in an attempt to find a way to legitimize a failed theory which is used to justify a bunch of other nonsense dead end theory’s. There is a legitimate rational scientific answer, but it is being overlooked, so some big dog physics noodles can keep trying to save face for as long as they possibly can. This has been going on since the 60’s. Time for some real Science guys, not a bunch of science fiction!!!

By: Ken Hanson

Ken Hanson — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 11:12:11 +0000

Even money 15 years from now when the grants and tax money run out they shrug their shoulders and say “turns out photons retain mass in a dimensional manner we don’t understand, which leads us to believe we don’t understand many things. Just like we had to gut parts of other great scientists’ work, we’ll have to gut some of Einstein.”

I saw an interview with a scientist right before they blew up the collider last year who said the most exciting discovery would be to fail to discover evidence of the Higgs Boson field. NOthing like spending several billion dollars for the guys to get all geeked out when they fail to discover what they are looking for.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:48:57 +0000

Higgs bosson? Thanks mom and dad! After being pants by the school tough for the 500th time, Higgs has checked in for intensive therapy!

By: Wacky Hermit

Wacky Hermit — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:27:55 +0000

When I was studying Math! in college, I once spent an entire semester building up enough theory so that we could conclusively prove that 2+2=4. My then-fiance was attending class with me the day we finally proved that 2+2=4 so that we could take off right afterward. After class he was less than impressed at how excited I was.

But hey, now I can really say that I know it’s true: 2+2=4. Don’t let anybody, especially a Democrat, tell you otherwise.

By: Corona

Corona — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:48:15 +0000

What’s all this about Higgs and why is everyone obsessed with his bosom?

By: jonam

jonam — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:13:00 +0000

Nice science information

By: Barb

Barb — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:24:06 +0000

I get nauseous when the boat's swayin'. Anyway, the scientists can find 20 or 30 Higgs-Boson's up in Troy, NY . The whole family has been voting for the Working Families Party there for years. The WFP always says "no matter" when somebody points out that no one has ever seen any of the Higgs-Boson family, so I guess that also proves that leftist activists are smarter than scientists.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:29:24 +0000

Isn’t it a quantum particle? So, you can only describe its height or weight, not both.

By: Code3

Code3 — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:49:30 +0000

I hid the Higgs Bosun under 0bama’s birth certificate.

By: Basil

Basil — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:05:12 +0000

Spelling is the problem. It’s “Higgs Boatswain.”

Once they find it, though, they’ll just spend more money looking for the Higgs First Mate. It’s a scam, I tell you!

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:50:14 +0000

more on the Higgs Bosom: http://johnoh.multiply.com/journal/item/344

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:39:40 +0000

So who’s this chick, Higgs, and why are Science!-tists so interested in finding her bosom?
‘Cuz Meggie Mac’s bosom is easier to find.

By: harleycowboy

harleycowboy — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:43:11 +0000

Higgs boson? Didn’t he fall overboard the U.S.S. Minnow?

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:50:32 +0000

Higgs boson stole my free unicorn and left a dern box on my porch labeled badger.

I really HOPE that dern badger has some CHANGE and not a silly boson.

By: Logic Mine

Logic Mine — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:42:56 +0000

It’s called the “GOD PARTICLE”.

Just like scientist to NOT believe in something. Actually, its a particle I believe, that pretty much creates matter. ergo the God Particle.
I could be in error. I’m just shooting off the hip right now. I’ll look it up later.

By: YoMTRappaDood

YoMTRappaDood — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:41:31 +0000

I gits yo Biggs Ho, son. Gots it right here. You gots fitty dollah?

By: cptnmoroni

cptnmoroni — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:41:19 +0000

The Higgs boson is impossible to locate because it is it’s own anti-particle. So, basically, if they find a Higgs boson, it will kill itself and everyone the Scientists! care about.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:23:30 +0000

I got a box yesterday that was labeled “Free Higgs boson” and “Free Badger”. Taking your advice, Frank, I left the box closed.

By: saveacountryeatalib

saveacountryeatalib — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:11:51 +0000

When we were in Yellowstone a Japanese tourist got to close to a bison trying to get a photo and…. what?…..Boson? Wait…. what? Oh………um…..what was the question??

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:59:24 +0000

maybe they need to slam a bunch of commie liberals at the speed of light into each other to find the Higgs Bison particle.

By: Ernie Loco

Ernie Loco — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:42:58 +0000

I saw a Higgs-boson the other day. It was about 10 inches long (not including its tail), red and fluffy, looked like it weighed about 2 lbs, and it was slower than my car.

On second thought, that might have been a squirrel. As far as I know it’s still laying in the middle of the road if any scientists want to go double check.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:31:25 +0000

Where does this guy, Higgs, get off thinking he owns a bosun? You can’t own bosuns, they’re people! (Sure, I know, they’re a dying breed of people that matter less and less but, hey, they do matter, people.)

I say we find this guy Higgs and teach him a lesson about the importance of bosuns to the world’s marine economy.

By: Socrates H. O'Troll

Socrates H. O'Troll — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:01:59 +0000

I think zzyzx has the thread winner. Not that it matters.

By: Socrates H. O'Troll

Socrates H. O'Troll — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:43:55 +0000

I wanted to upsize my Hadron collider, but my wife gave me that look that says my ass is fat enough as it is. I just settled for the Hadron Happy Meal, and put a little more salt on it that I needed, just to piss her off. When you’re whipped like me, you take victories where you can.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:41:23 +0000

Higgs boson is buried in my basement. Get a warrant, flatfoot.