Comments on: Frank on Science!: The Platypus

By: Ringmaster

Ringmaster — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:37:36 +0000

V’s comment is the funniest ever posted here. There should be a Stanley Cup name engraved for that one man, haha.

By: wanumba

wanumba — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:50:44 +0000

God’s little surprise for the evolutionists. Absolutely hilarious – except that evolutionists have long evolved out of their sense of humor and don’t think it’s funny.

By: Bufor Gooch

Bufor Gooch — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:06:50 +0000

One day, just hanging around in heaven, God looked over at Jesus and said, “Hey, Jesus, watch this.” Then He plopped a platypus down in front of a bunch of evolutionists. Hilarity ensued.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 06:59:19 +0000

@Veeshir

i should add in that millipedes are like centipedes with armor, and have the ability to freaking THROW themselves (they do this every time i open the front door)

@saveacountryeatalib

dude, wtf, no way, the platypoose is mother freaking adorable, pelosi is a mutant with a mangled face (possibly obtained her horribleness from an accident similar to two face)

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:08:29 +0000

More than an X-..er…-Man,
he’s the 007 of the animal kingdom
as seen here.

He’s a semi-aquatic egg layin’ mammal of action,
He’s a furry little flat foot who never flinched from a fray,
He’s got more than just mad skill,
He’s got a beaver tail and a bill,
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say….

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:25:17 +0000

#9 – Greg,
that must be the same committee that met to design the horse and gave us the camel!

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:41:23 +0000

I love platypi.

It is a testimony to me that God has a sense of humor, as is the continued existence of those in power today. Can’t you just see it, a heavenly being comes to God with a bag of left over bits and says, “Lord, what do you want me to do with this stuff”. The Lord looks in the bag and says, “What do you think we can make out of these things. We’ve got a bill, webbed feet, fur, mammal parts………… surely we can come up with something interesting.”

Who needs evolution when you have platypi?

By: rayfan87

rayfan87 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:01:09 +0000

Beer is proof God loves us, the Platypus is proof God has a sense of humor.

By: Michael Z. Williamson

Michael Z. Williamson — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:01:21 +0000

It’s proof of Rastafarianism. God HAD to be smoking dope when he came up with that.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:36:51 +0000

I wonder if the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad has recruited any platypus? Or perhaps Halliburton has been around longer than we know, and created the Platypus in it’s secret lab inside Ayers Rock.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:41:20 +0000

I wonder if platypus taste like chicken?

By: Groucho Max

Groucho Max — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:33:31 +0000

Of course the Platypus has a poisonous spur – all Australians have them – it’s their basic 2nd Amendment right.

By: Weisshaupt

Weisshaupt — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:10:42 +0000

Isn’t it obvious? The Platypus is the result of a some geneticists attending a somewhat lame party in the future, who, an in attempt to entertain themselves, the got drunk, whipped up the animal in a test tube and then stuffed it into a time machine and chanted “take that Darwinists” as they pushed the button to send it into the past.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:02:12 +0000

That doesn’t sound like Radar to me. It sounds like ESM. All I know about ESM is what I read in Clancy novels, but according to Biden’s standards that makes me an expert.

Regardless, if this thing has ESM then it has to be hiding other, more sophisticated technology. It probably has the passive sonar array from a 688(I) nuke boat.

By: Greg

Greg — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:44:07 +0000

It’s a beaver designed by a Democratic Committee!

By: Cactus

Cactus — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:30:37 +0000

I’m all fer most critters….but if I see this thing coming at me, I’m gonna empty a large clip of .44′s at him and run.

By the way…don’t most dangerous male species have stingers?

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:25:29 +0000

I always thought it proved creationism, it’s obviously baby Jesus’ first animal.

His second was the flying squirrel and that’s when God got fed up.

He already made bats so He didn’t need any more flying rodents, one type was creepy enough.

After that, God decided on the whole, “Die for their sins” thing to get him out of making stupid animals.

That learned Him.

By: saveacountryeatalib

saveacountryeatalib — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:13:46 +0000

The platypus is yet another clear indication that hardcore liberals are inbreeding like rats. I mean, you can’t help but notice the striking similarity to Nancy Pelosi when you look at one of those things.

By: shiggz

shiggz — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:52:26 +0000

It may or may not show “intelligent” design but it certainly proves “hillarious design”. It also clearly proves that the creator is male and was clearly raised watching cartoons.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:32:38 +0000

Platypus? Is that what happens when one crossbreeds a klingon and A-Rod?

Maybe Platypi are the only remnant of the Atlantis Public Option Health Care. It’s all that survived.

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:20:47 +0000

They’re like the hot dogs of the animal world.

By: Unicorn

Unicorn — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:15:08 +0000

I don’t know what the platypus said or did to God in the beginning, but he sure pissed Him off, didn’t he?

By: Stefan

Stefan — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:14:58 +0000

It’s also part rat: http://www.didjshop.com/stories/platypus.html