Comments on: Gay babies plan to take over the world

By: Eric

Eric — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:00:46 +0000

This is no news. Stewie has been trying to take over the world for years.

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:55:37 +0000

Yeah, but Dr. Venture has been making clones of Hank and Dean for years. With his sloppy lab techniques, stray hair and skin cells could have gotten mixed into the cloning vats from anybody he’s bumped into in the past 16 years. No telling what hybrid horrors they may yet reveal!
But I agree: Go Team Venture!

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:59:24 +0000

Daniel,

Agreed. And its totally Myra. Dr. Quymm hadn’t seen TS since Jonas’ Key party. And they never closed the deal in the Amazon because Ginny burst in like an in-heat water buffalo. Go Team Venture!

By: Daniel

Daniel — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:16:05 +0000

@5 of 7

huh? clearly hank is the only gay one, and hank and deans mom is either myra or dr. quymn

dude, dont mess with venture lore, haha

By: Daniel

Daniel — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:11:38 +0000

im am confused

so gay people say being gay isnt a choice, its genetic.
but its recessive, which is why it happens so little
nobody wants to be gay, because people treat you horrible (“why would i choose to be gay, its so horrible!”)
but you want to create clones, without cloning, to make gay children?

SENSE THIS DOES NOT MAKE

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:03:30 +0000

Now that they slipped the new hate-crimes law into the Defense Spending Bill, will the phrase, “They’re trying to ram it down our throats!” be considered hate-speech?

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:00:04 +0000

I think that’s how the Venture Brothers got started.

By: Kent

Kent — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:42:49 +0000

Maybe they invent time travel and dump the defective ones in 1960′s Hawaii. What’s the worst that can happen?
Or maybe instead of terminators from the future, they try to destroy us with a different way of weakening humanity that multiple bullet wounds. They do it with anti-American leadership.

By: saveacountryeatalib

saveacountryeatalib — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:38:55 +0000

Great. Now we will have to have a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy for newborns.

I can see the need for this new technology, because as we all know the planet is grossly underpopulated, especially in the gay baby demographic. Natural resources are lying in spoilage for lack of demand.
Once the mass production of gay babies is in full swing we will start to experience the warmth of hope and change washing over us. Science!.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:10:23 +0000

This is a backdoor/camoflaged attempt at cloning humans, gay or not. They are just continuing the cloning research using stem cell terminology.

By: Bailey

Bailey — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:20:40 +0000

That icon is creepy. I do not know how that happened… probably just this website.

By: Bailey

Bailey — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:19:57 +0000

I thought this was funny.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:35:02 +0000

now thanks to the hate crimes bill stuck in the defense bill you can’t make fun of or fight gay babies that want to take over the world.

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:22:53 +0000

******BIRTH CERTIFICATE******
(real, I swear)

Mother:none

Father: none

Sex: Gay/same

Religion: science!

Race: Master

FOOT PRINT: n/a

If abortion was legal in 1961 where would He be?
darn

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:17:15 +0000

So for those of us of a religious bent, one wonders how scientist, many of whom don’t have a human soul (because of course, they believe in only what they can see in their microscopes) will go about providing one for these new designer babies. Or will they discount the importance of said soul and allow these new entities to run around soul-less. I personally find this frightening, people running amuck, soul-less, depraved.

Oh wait a minute, we already have that. It’s called the Obama Administration and the DNC………………….so sorry, my bad.

By: Crusty

Crusty — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:53:21 +0000

This is why Obama hasn’t produced his birth certificate or hospital records. It isn’t that he wasn’t born in Hawaii, it’s that he wasn’t “born” at all. He reproduced asexually, like scum.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:25:37 +0000

I thought all democrats were big gay babies. Obama and his mom jeans, Barney Frank, Harry Reid, Keith Oburmasn…

By: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas

Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:03:19 +0000

My question now is, could it be that Hitler’s desire for the perfect human being is now being perfected under the guise of science and the altruistic notion of helping others achieve their dream of being parents?

By: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas

Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:55:08 +0000

I have read the entire article yesterday. The creation of eggs and sperms from tissue is supposed to help couples or people wanting to have babies who physically can not, i.e. older women, gay couples and people ravaged by chemo therapy, etc. I have big issues with this. First of all there are over a quarter of million babies being aborted every year. Why are we creating babies in labs and killing them at the same time? The second issue is this. The technology used to created these babies in labs will be used to create a cast system. They will create the perfect human being, and they will create the imperfect human being in order to use them as slaves. If one creates a human without the ability to think, a slave has been created. Welcome to the new world.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:25:00 +0000

Obama has a plan! First: Wait until Frank distracts them when he tries to take their candy. Second: Run like hell. Third: Blame Cheney for being too open minded on gay marriage. Fourth: Blame Bush for being too closed minded on gay marriage. Last: Show his real birth certificate proving he is still just a baby.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:49:34 +0000

I have a hard time picturing gay babies taking over the world. Lots of singing and choreography in sparkly costumes, with a finale that leaves you speechless, sure. Taking over the world, probably not.

[Oh, my. I see they've already won you over. Their evil plan has begun. - B]