Instead of the Bus, Try the Balloon
So one of Obama’s staff likes Chairman Mao. I guess that’s not too surprising, but Obama does seem to attract a lot of fringe radicals. It’s got to be tiresome for him to throw all of them under the bus. Still, recent news gave me a good idea for him. He could just have this big balloon take off from the White House lawn and scream, “Oh no! That balloon has taken off while my Communications Director was playing inside! Aieeee! It’s crashed into a mountain! I guess she’s dead now; it would be bad taste to play things she’s said on the Glenn Beck Show.”
That’s how you get ‘er done.
(26 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5)
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October 16th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
LOL, anita dumb is a moaist. Surprise! the classless one is a stalinist, so thats why they get along. One of the disgrace’s senior staff like mao, say it isn’t so! The next thing you will tell me is that peloosely is human.
October 16th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Eh, the balloon thing was tried yesterday….didn’t work out too well for all concerned. Besides that, and as everybody knows, if ya go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, ya ain’t gonna make it with anyone anyhow.
October 16th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
By the standards that have already been established by other Obama cabinet members and appointees, she is a moderate.
Let’s get Steele to invite her into the GOP.
October 16th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Should we throw her under the balloon, or let it land on her. If she get’s upset. we could say “Don’t have a Mao, man,”
October 16th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
What’s the difference between Falcon Keene and Barack Obama? One is a child who fooled people into thinking he was capable of attaining great heights. The other puked on the Today Show this morning.
October 16th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
I prefer President James Marshall’s method: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=238y_E0zZK0
October 16th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Eventualy time will pass after her “Death” and expose The One. Obama thinks ahead. Come one the guy if the first man in history to win a Nobel prize for his thoughts alone. Obama will teach our children that Chairman Mao was the one who took china from the dark ages you see in old Jackie Chan flicks into the paradise where entire homeless families are given one beadroom apartments. Everyone regardless of education and mental capacity are given remedial jobs. And families all through out China arent burdened with children by government enforcement.
It makes Obama’s answer much easier:
Obama: “Hey, Mao was a great man. Don’t just take my word for it. Ask your children.”
October 16th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Teacher says, “Every time an administration official states her/his support for Mao, a far-left radical college professor gets his tenure.”
October 16th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
No Frank. Ya git her done by ignoring idiotic ” commentary”
such as yours.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Question: Would taking the time out to post a comment qualify as “ignoring”?
October 16th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Mao said, “Dance for me, slave!” (I’m pretty sure.)
Mother Theresa said, “The Lord loves a cheerful giver.”
So if you combine the two … we’re still slaves, but we should be happy about it?
October 17th, 2009 at 1:07 am
What’s wrong about what she said? Isn’t Frank Chairman Imao?
He’s one of my favorite philosophers too.
October 17th, 2009 at 1:22 am
Son of Bob has just used logic against a troll. Dave’s next response will most likely be a personal attack.
October 17th, 2009 at 5:17 am
Dude, don’t give them any ideas! Whose side is you on anyways?
October 17th, 2009 at 6:21 am
Dave is just bitter that his parents didn’t give him a super keen name like Falcon!
October 17th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Did anybody notice, from the video of Anita Dunn extolling the Philosopher Mao, how many times her tongue comes out.
I suspect that Anita Dunn is a Lizard Person.
October 17th, 2009 at 8:39 am
The common misperception is that she’s half-lizard. Actually, she’s half snake.
October 17th, 2009 at 9:46 am
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that “Falcon’s” “parents” are big Mao lovers too. Is it legal to compare Da One to Mao now? Hitler is out till we hear one of the party members saying how wonderful he was. One of them must think Stalin was great, how about him?
I wonder if that douche bag is gonna get himself a “green job” making failed balloons.
October 17th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Her history wasn’t even all that good. She had Mao loosing the Chinese civil war in 1947 to this big invincible Nationalist Army, and then saying something dramatic that magically changed everything. This may be how liberals remember history, but it isn’t what happened. Wasn’t the Nationalist Army on the run in 1947, as they were from every year since the 1920s? I could be wrong though.
October 17th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
If we are being forced to believe revisionists…..then read that new book, A Time To Stand by Oliver, cause it’s based in part on real Americans/events. Finally, a few Americans stand up to federal tyranny. It’s a modern day version of Americans compared to colonists & their fight against govt. tyranny.
1. From bondage to spiritual faith;
2. From spiritual faith to great courage;
3. From courage to liberty;
4. From liberty to abundance;
5. From abundance to complacency;
6. From complacency to apathy;
7. From apathy to dependence;
8. From dependence back into bondage’
We must step away from the TV & take our stand. The book is insightful & compelling cause it could be written about our hometown & then what do we do?
http://www.booksbyoliver.com
October 17th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Marvin,
I may be wrong here (it doesn’t help that I am busy watching college football), but Kai-Shek was in power before and directly after WW2. The Reds had worked with the Kai-Shek against the Japanese during the war, but turned back to fighting them after the war. Most importantly, the U.S. withdrew support to Kai-Shek, and the Soviets increased support to the Reds.