Okay, so Gert Wilders goes to the UK, and he’s met with Muslim protesters holding up signs saying, “Islam Will Dominate the World: Freedom Can Go to Hell” and “Shariah the True Solution: Freedom Go To Hell”.
Now, they got nice, professional-looking, printed-out signs, yet they still don’t really have any better a concept of how to win friends and influence people than does the average Kos Kid. Do they really expect people to walk by and say, “That’s a great idea about freedom going to hell; I’m going to join Islam!” or “Wow! Whatever those angry, stupid, violent people are into, I totally want to be a part of that!”
They need better marketing!
Here are some of my sign ideas:
“Islam Will Dominate the World… and Your Heart”
“Shariah the True Solution for Family Fun”
“Shariah for the Netherlands; Ice Cream for the Children”
“The Modern World Is Scary; Join Islam and Help Us Yell at It”
“Down with Infidels; Up with Fun Beards”
“You Know How the Dog Is Scared of the Vacuum? Freedom Is Our Vacuum”
“Give Islam a Try; First Prayer Mat Is Free”
“Join Islam; How Great Could Bacon Possibly Be?”
Next, someone needs to write them a catchy jingle!