Comments on: Keep Hippies Out of Science!

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:16:27 +0000

Correction: Just (promise) to tickle the hippies pleasure centers … once they’re plugged in, just play a closed loop of a DVD of the ‘It’s a Small World’ ride from Disneyland and the Beatles ‘Yellow Submarine’ and they’ll be fine. Adam – your pod is ready!

By: Adam

Adam — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:38:19 +0000

Didnt you guys run a chick who thinks life was like the Flintstones 5000 years ago?

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 03:16:04 +0000

#26 – Eric,
Top of the page, left column, “About IMAO”. You’re welcome.
Oh, and congratulations.

By: Advisor

Advisor — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:22:20 +0000

Frank, you really need to proof-read before posting.

By: Eric

Eric — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 07:27:44 +0000

I love IAMO, even though I still don’t know what it stands for; However, this is an old story from Moonbattery, and they got it from someone else.

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2009/09/moonbat_tech_bl.html

I don’t mean to offend. But I was called the thread winning comment there (which doesn’t happen often).

1. Buy blood bulb.
2. Slash wrists.
3. ????
4. Light!

Best thing I learned from there was horseradish will do the same thing as the blood. But don’t anyone tell the liberals, ok?

By: Crusty

Crusty — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:17:38 +0000

Another thing, we can use hippies for that NASA project to put the first man on the Sun.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:14:07 +0000

Well, to a hippie, science is whatever a failed presidential candidate says it is.

By: Chance

Chance — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:31:04 +0000

This sort of shit holds up research on real Science projects like Dinosaurs with rocket launchers

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:19:05 +0000

Frank, on second thought, Crusty has a good point. I’d like to suggest you table your thesis about hippies staying out of science. They and their liberal parents could be used for all kinds of self-inflicted testing.

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:34:25 +0000

Heck, you could get as much light by collecting a mason jar full of fire-flies. Using hippies as an alternative energy source brings to mind the bio-energy pods in the Matrix. Just tickle the hippies pleasure centers at regular intervals and they’d beg for the chance to live the sweet life as a do-nothing, know-nothing, produce-nothing, no worries, no guilt post-human living battery. As long as the dam computers don’t get uppity and try to take over, and the “serving the greater good” crowd are the first to volunteer for battery duty, I don’t see a down side!

By: karen

karen — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:27:51 +0000

Can it run if there is bits of bone and pulp in there, cuz we could just chuck them into a big juicer.

Pretty soon, Al Gore’s house is going to run on the blood of freshly aborted babies.. or euthanized seniors.

By: Crusty

Crusty — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:22:08 +0000

Now now, we can’t keep hippies out of Science! We need test subjects and I hate to see mice suffer.

By: rumcrook®

rumcrook® — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:44:02 +0000

I would like to waste some of my energy beating that particular smelly science hippy witha frozen beafsteak duct taped to the end of a axe handle.

By: AlanABQ

AlanABQ — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:21:24 +0000

I’m still a bigger fan of thermal depolymerization with liberal hippie bodies & other forms of trash. Seriously, they’re much more useful that way and in all practicality, if I want to get bio-light from a leftard, I’ll just light his or her greasy ass on fire.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:36:15 +0000

Stupid hippie, what planet does he live on? “…if energy somehow came at a cost to us…”
Every time I pay the Electric bill, I’m reminded that energy comes at a cost to me.
Every time I pay the Gas bill, I’m reminded that energy comes at a cost to me. Etc., etc., etc.
‘An English designer based in the Netherlands’, figures that a Euro-Trash Hippie would come up with this.
Thank you Frank, for bringing this to our attention. The Suicide Hotline will now have to ask, “Are you trying to slash your wrist, or trying to light the hippie light?”

By: rayfan87

rayfan87 — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:00:31 +0000

Keith, the lampshade would have to be the hippie, the hobo’s skin is tougher and has more uses.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:59:17 +0000

Gullyborg, you are welcome to make Soylent Green from rancid old hippies if you want. Ick.

Anytime a hippie bleeds for me to have light is a good thing.

If a hippie dies to heat my house, it is a good thing.

If a hippie decreases their carbon foot print by bleeding to heat my house, give him a knife.

Everytime a hippie dies, an angel get its wings.

Everytime a hippie dies, my sports car gets one more gallon of gas from the oil that seeps from it greasy hair.

Everytime a hippie dies, humanity gets closer to fulfilling its potential.

By: Keith

Keith — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:45:25 +0000

I second the motion. I’m in favor of lamps that run on hippie blood, and refrigerators full of hobo bacon. My only question is which one we make the lampshade out of – the hippie or the hobo.

By: gullyborg

gullyborg — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:31:44 +0000

“An actual use for the heretofore thought useless hippie?”

I think Soylent Green would be a much better use – more bang for your hippie buck!

By: gullyborg

gullyborg — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:30:36 +0000

Hmmm… didn’t lamps used to run on oil?

NO BLOOD FOR OIL!!! NO BLOOD FOR OIL!!!!!!!!

By: Sgt Relic

Sgt Relic — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:30:06 +0000

This may be a breakthrough. Think about it? An actual use for the heretofore thought useless hippie? I consider this an alternative renewable energy source.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:08:38 +0000

I don’t like the idea. Why not souls instead?

By: ss396

ss396 — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:07:53 +0000

Live Science is to the physical sciences what Mother Jones is to the natural sciences.

By: Phelps

Phelps — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:53:44 +0000

How many hippies would I have to juice to run my house? And can I run my hippie juicer on hippie blood too?

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:30:03 +0000

A needless device that sucks the life blood out of someone? Just like any other liberal concept or program. Now if the liberals REALLY want to make a useful lamp, how about one that runs on B.S. The liberals have plenty of that !!