Liberals to the Rescue!
Something to watch out for on TV tonight:
I’m almost afraid to make fun lest someone point out this is obviously a joke and I’m just not getting it. Do liberals even take Olbermann seriously anymore? When the president appears on TV, support for his health care “reform” continues to go down, so how is Olbermann talking to his fringe left audience anything other than masturbatory?
And I love the title: “Health Care Reform: The Fight Against Death”. Trying to create a giant bureaucracy is now a “fight against death.” I guess that’s kind of like how sorting out your bottles and cans from the trash is “saving the world.” Since liberals aren’t for anything actually useful, they try to delude themselves that the useless things they do are super important. That’s what makes hippies so intolerable; they actually think they’re accomplishing something by smoking pot and complaining about stuff.
Note to Liberals: There are actual big problems that could use solving, like Iran getting nukes and keeping the Taliban from taking over in Afghanistan. If that’s too big for you, you can help the needy with your own time and money. I know things that don’t result in a bigger government pushing people around don’t tend to interest you, but give it your consideration, please.
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October 7th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Firsy of all….hahahahaha!!!!!!!
Is Oburman Mandow in drag, or vica versa?
And for those of us with children or grandchildren…
“Keithy, Rachel, and Eddie too, we’re Wonderlibs and we;ll help yoo. What’s gonna work. ream work!”.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I’m just looking for opportunities to use the phrase Darth-Urkel again.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
“There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy”
Every extreme nutbar, right and left, in this country ( we all know who they are ) should be institutionalized. Let’s start with the media types. We may begin to have an intelligent dialogue.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Hmmmm..Keith Olberman Vs Death. My money is on Death. Death has a far better track record. I mean, in the last 2000 years Death’s record is like 10,000,000,000 : 1.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
So, now if you’re opposed to a government take-over of healthcare, the newest labels to attempt to discredit you are that you’re either a “corporation” or a “political foot-dragger”? And, just who is the “we” that Olberman’s trying to help take back control of the debate? Good thing nobody actually watches that show, it sure spreads a lot of lies.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I can’t believe you played that, Frank. I was expecting your old Olbermann sound track. EOOOOOOUUUUWWWWWAAAAA. But what he said translates to that, so, I’m good.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Isn’t it ironic that the words “fight against death” appear next to the indescribably grotesque face of Olbermann?
Thus I am led to believe that this is a joke.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
If that’s not the best, most concise definition of modern Leftist moonbattery, then I dunno what is.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Actually, this isn’t a joke at all. How foolish of me. Olby is helping us fight against death, and Olby’s face is the ancient Incan personification of death.
If Obama’s health care plan saves us from having to look at Olby’s face, then I’m all in.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Oh! its about health care. I though uberdouche was lobbying to marry a man.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
MarkoMancuso – ah ha! I get it now…without healthcare reform I might end up looking like the pasty, humorless pansy in the picture! Sign me up ASAP!!!
October 7th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
See, you obviously just aren’t into this blog anymore, this is an opportunity.
You, your Harvey, Basil, Cadet Happy and maybe even your spacemonkey personae could write a parody of what you think he’ll say and see which one is closest.
I figure he’ll unveil his Obama Icon that he prays to 5 times a day and spend the rest of the hour praying and masturbating at it.
October 7th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Nice photo of Olbermann. His resemblance to Groucho Marx without a moustache is uncanny and ironic.
October 7th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
This is antithesis to the liberal thought process. They want to give other people’s money and time away, not their own. Since they are so super-smart and special, they should be excused from sharing their own treasure and labor.
October 7th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
an opportunity to make fun of olberdoofus and I’m speechless.
October 7th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Who would want to watch an hour of a failed sportscaster looking stern and whining about how no one wants to pay for his healthcare? A sure ratings bomb there. The only thing that might save it would be if half way through we could hear the voice of Dick Cheney or Fred Thompson or Frank off camera say :”that is enough” and a hand come in from the right, grab Oburman’s neck, and squeeze until the head popped off. Rating gold there.
But no, all any viewer (not me) will get is “Booosh bad, Teh One good. Palin wants to eat your children. We should love Nancy Pelosu. Humans bad. Monkey’s good.”
October 7th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Cause of death: no insurance
No insurance doesn’t kill people, it’s PEOPLE with no insurance that kill people!! Lock them up!!!
October 7th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Keith, you poor fool. You can’t stop Death, you can only hope to contain him.
October 7th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
I love it when the left frames an issue. They are fighting for health care, which apparently has never been available in this country?
Personally, I find death to be preferable to having to listen this moron blather for an hour.
October 7th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
“And if you pass ObamaCare, you surely will NOT die. For God Knows that on that day, ye shall be gods.”- – - Keith UberDork
October 7th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
We talk about how those dirty Republicans use scare language. Next, on “FIGHT AGAINST DEATH!”
October 7th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Putting the hippies in Matrix style bio-energy pods is sounding better and better.
October 7th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
You guys wont think this is so funny when your insurance companies drop your short sighted asses off of a financial cliff.
October 8th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Fixed it for you.
But, hey, the $890,000,000,000 bill is still deficit-neutral, right? And I’m sure there won’t be anything added to it in committee, right?
Oh, well. It’s a-OK. Our grandchildren can pay for it for us.
October 8th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Spare me. You guys get big blue-veined additions to your pants when that kind of money is being spent on creating new and special ways of blowing up the uncooperative. Why bitch about the spending now?
I understand where you are coming from, really I do. Providing healthcare without un-necessary middlemen making billions is completely Unamerican. Getting all your medical bills rejected by Aetna? That, my friends, is FREEDOM. And anything else is bloodsoaked communist tyranny.
October 8th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Cheney: George do you wish to return to my good graces
Bush: of course my Lord but what have I done to displease you?
Cheney: Don’t worry about that. Take two men with you to MSNBC and garrote Olberman.
Bush:yes my Lord
Cheney: then bring me the body, I wish to see that it was done properly
Cheney: and George- The two men that carried Lauer out of here- kill them too. They were quite sloppy in handling the body
October 11th, 2009 at 1:13 am
Blowing up shit and killin’ ferners is a legitimate, Constitutionally mandated responsibility of the Federal government – micromanaging the lives of free citizens, not so much.
Our entire military budget is only a fraction of what we now pay for all welfare programs.
How’s that War on Poverty working out for you?
Medicare and Medicaid already reject more requests for payment, and pay lower percentages of payments to doctors than private insurance companies.
Imagine how effective they’ll be when the competition is eliminated?
If you really want to eliminate unnecessary middle-men, pay cash for medical treatment and keep it strictly between you and your doctor.
A private insurance company at least has to provide customer service to stay in business – government bureaucrats, not so much.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Oops, sorry. I meant ‘Blowing up sh*t’.
Now I’ll go wash my mouth out with beer.