Life of Barack
Democrats are an opinionated bunch.
Yes! We are an opinionated bunch!
You know, the other side, they just kinda sometimes do what they’re told.
Yes! They just do what they’re told!
Democrats, y’all thinkin’ for yourselves.
Yes! We think for ourselves!
I don’t!*
(18 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)
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October 22nd, 2009 at 9:55 pm
You know he was talking to ignoramuses when he goes into his faux-folkesy accent, with a Y’all Y’all here, and a Y’all Y’all there.
[I don't know which sounds worse: Obama trying to sound white, or Obama trying to sound black. - B.]
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:04 pm
haha!
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Barak: I’m not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Pelosi: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Barak: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Democrat Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Barak: Now, f**k off!
[silence]
Democrats: How shall we f**k off, O Lord?
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Rahm: If you want to join the People’s Front of Washington DC, you have to really hate the Republicans.
Barak: I do!
Rahm: Oh yeah, how much?
Barak: A lot!
Rahm: Right, you’re in.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Matthias: Look, I don’t think it should be a sin, just for saying “Fox News”.
[Everyone gasps]
DNC Official: You’re only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Fox News! Fox News! Fox News!
DNC Official: I’m warning you! If you say “Fox News” one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
DNC Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
DNC Official: Right…
Stoner: Well you did say “Fox News.”
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
DNC Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone anyone, until I blow this whistle. Even… and I want to make this absolutely clear… even if they do say, “Fox News.”
[Crowd stones the DNC Official to death]
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Welease Wahm! No, Welease Wobert! No, Welease Bawack!
New theme song for the current administration: Always look on the bright side of life (with updated lyrics which I will work on later)
LOLOLOLOL. Could this have been prompted by the showing of the Life of Brian on IFC last night?
[Actually, no. I don't get IFC here. Didn't know it had aired on any channel, actually. It's just what came to mind when I heard the president's comments. - B.]
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:49 pm
OSIF: Welease Axelwod!
PS - - re IFC - - Life imitating art then, eh? Priceless. Simply priceless.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:36 am
When artist Bradley W. Schenck designed the ‘Non-Conformist Union’ and it’s funny t-shirts and stickers in 2004, little did he know that he was
writing perfect Obama re election slogans….
“QUESTION SKEPTICISM”
Obama, Y’all are roon’in Ameh-er-ca.
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:04 am
If that was true, the wrinkled old white dude would be president.
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:14 am
Yes, exactly. Precisely why there is no issue with NY-23. All the republicans are in lockstep behind the anointed candidate.
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:39 am
Good one Basil. I always liked the Monty Python skit with the dead parrot.
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:20 am
Oxymoron: thinking democrat
Oxymoron: American democrat
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:40 am
I am both deeply admiring and bitterly envious of your brilliance on this one.
I’m giving you a peace prize and putting you on my enemies list.
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:38 am
“You know he was talking to ignoramuses when he goes into his faux-folkesy accent, with a Y’all Y’all here, and a Y’all Y’all there.
[I don't know which sounds worse: Obama trying to sound white, or Obama trying to sound black. - B.]”
Actually, what sounds worse is Obama when he’s trying to pretend he actually likes America.
October 24th, 2009 at 1:42 am
The better he promises it’ll be, the worse it gets.
I know all politicians lie, but this is just getting ridiculous.
I hope he never uses a phrase like, “The Sun will come up tomorrow …”!
October 26th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Stoaty pointed out something interesting, that “dude was raised by an elderly white couple in Hawaii. When he starts dropping his g’s and saying “y’all” and “folks” and sech, you know you’re listening to Reverend Wright.”