Comments on: Life of Barack

By: Alice H

Alice H — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:37:16 +0000

Stoaty pointed out something interesting, that "dude was raised by an elderly white couple in Hawaii. When he starts dropping his g’s and saying “y’all” and “folks” and sech, you know you’re listening to Reverend Wright."

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:42:43 +0000

The better he promises it’ll be, the worse it gets.
I know all politicians lie, but this is just getting ridiculous.
I hope he never uses a phrase like, “The Sun will come up tomorrow …”!

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:38:51 +0000

“You know he was talking to ignoramuses when he goes into his faux-folkesy accent, with a Y’all Y’all here, and a Y’all Y’all there.

[I don't know which sounds worse: Obama trying to sound white, or Obama trying to sound black. - B.]”

Actually, what sounds worse is Obama when he’s trying to pretend he actually likes America.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:40:40 +0000

I am both deeply admiring and bitterly envious of your brilliance on this one.

I’m giving you a peace prize and putting you on my enemies list.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:20:35 +0000

Oxymoron: thinking democrat

Oxymoron: American democrat

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:39:13 +0000

Good one Basil. I always liked the Monty Python skit with the dead parrot.

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:14:28 +0000

Yes, exactly. Precisely why there is no issue with NY-23. All the republicans are in lockstep behind the anointed candidate.

By: Sgt Relic

Sgt Relic — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:04:58 +0000

If that was true, the wrinkled old white dude would be president.

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:36:46 +0000

When artist Bradley W. Schenck designed the ‘Non-Conformist Union’ and it’s funny t-shirts and stickers in 2004, little did he know that he was
writing perfect Obama re election slogans….

“QUESTION SKEPTICISM”

Obama, Y’all are roon’in Ameh-er-ca.

By: Mark L.

Mark L. — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:49:39 +0000

OSIF: Welease Axelwod!

PS – - re IFC – - Life imitating art then, eh? Priceless. Simply priceless.

By: Mark L.

Mark L. — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:32:46 +0000

Welease Wahm! No, Welease Wobert! No, Welease Bawack!

New theme song for the current administration: Always look on the bright side of life (with updated lyrics which I will work on later)

LOLOLOLOL. Could this have been prompted by the showing of the Life of Brian on IFC last night?

[Actually, no. I don't get IFC here. Didn't know it had aired on any channel, actually. It's just what came to mind when I heard the president's comments. - B.]

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:35:37 +0000

Matthias: Look, I don’t think it should be a sin, just for saying “Fox News”.
[Everyone gasps]
DNC Official: You’re only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Fox News! Fox News! Fox News!
DNC Official: I’m warning you! If you say “Fox News” one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
DNC Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
DNC Official: Right…
Stoner: Well you did say “Fox News.”
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
DNC Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone anyone, until I blow this whistle. Even… and I want to make this absolutely clear… even if they do say, “Fox News.”
[Crowd stones the DNC Official to death]

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:14:12 +0000

Rahm: If you want to join the People’s Front of Washington DC, you have to really hate the Republicans.
Barak: I do!
Rahm: Oh yeah, how much?
Barak: A lot!
Rahm: Right, you’re in.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:10:26 +0000

Barak: I’m not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Pelosi: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Barak: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Democrat Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Barak: Now, f**k off!

[silence]

Democrats: How shall we f**k off, O Lord?

By: Bailey

Bailey — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:04:24 +0000

haha!

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:55:26 +0000

You know he was talking to ignoramuses when he goes into his faux-folkesy accent, with a Y’all Y’all here, and a Y’all Y’all there.

[I don't know which sounds worse: Obama trying to sound white, or Obama trying to sound black. - B.]