Comments on: No Thanks

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:05:35 +0000

Live Free,

Perhaps we should create a new “religion” based solely on the verses and teachings of Avril Lavigne. If you think about it, it actually makes much more sense than worshiping a murderous pedophile. Avril Ahkbar.

By: Leland

Leland — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 04:28:36 +0000

Found this rotten egg via Bing images. Google is so Obama. Lots of fail.

By: Rick

Rick — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 04:18:36 +0000

that egg looks good to me – lets eat!

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 12:24:50 +0000

It’s like winning the lottery, and dying the next day
It’s a black fly in your Chardonnay
It’s a DeathRow pardon, two minutes late
It’s like rain on your wedding day
It’s a free ride, when you’ve already paid
It’s the good advise that you just didn’t take
It’s a traffic jam when you’re already late
It’s a NO SMOKING sign on a cigarette break
It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
Isn’t it ironic

By: Harvey

Harvey — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 06:39:55 +0000

Pammy – Unfortunately, that was the most obviously offensive egg picture I could find on Google Images.

Sometimes the internets are full of fail.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:23:59 +0000

It’s like being told you have to eat that twinky you’ve been sitting on for 1200 miles.

By: PammyV

PammyV — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:06:40 +0000

is that a rotten egg or badly peeled boiled egg?

Either way, It’s like not getting to drink the champange, but still having the hangover.

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:30:25 +0000

… like having your paycheck taken at gunpoint,
and being told you don’t have to be shot.

By: MDr

MDr — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:04:44 +0000

Like being barred entry to a feast, then later getting the tab.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 02:27:33 +0000

I look forward to our new bankruptcy overlords.

I ain’t signin’ nothin’.