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By: Nuke the Moon = Nobel Peace Prize « RandyMelchert.com

Nuke the Moon = Nobel Peace Prize « RandyMelchert.com — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:19:35 +0000

[...] Frank’s taking due credit for predicting this 7 years in advance… unbelievable prediction [...]

By: Aletha Kuschan

Aletha Kuschan — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 19:28:28 +0000

Frank, I read this and had a very good laugh! Then, I’m new here — afterwards I read “Nuke the Moon.” Cannot remember when I laughed so hard.
My family thought I’d gone bonkers. Absolutely brilliant!

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 04:06:35 +0000

M.O.P. – Massive Ordinance, Penetrator?
If we keep hitting the moon at the pole, won’t it swing into a new orbit eventually, going pole to pole around the Earth, instead of around the equator? That’d be kinda cool, I guess.

By: SomeOtherSteve

SomeOtherSteve — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:16:52 +0000

Okay, what should we do as a follow up to the attack on the moon?

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:13:58 +0000

Though Barney Frank begs to differ.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:12:54 +0000

Worst moon shot disaster since Michael Moore’s Playgirl centerfold.

By: Stan

Stan — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:08:20 +0000

Ground troops, one week.

By: Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize – Reactions Collection « BUUUUURRRRNING HOT

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:59:10 +0000

[...] IMAO: Obama Wins the Nobel Peace Prize by Listening to Me – A lot of you laughed when I first unveiled my peace plan over seven years ago, but who is laughing now? This morning, America crashed a probe into the moon causing an explosion. And the result? Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize. Possibly related posts: (automatically generated)Herta Mueller wins 2009 Nobel literature prizeObama wins Nobel Peace PrizePeace Man [...]

By: VelvetElvis

VelvetElvis — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 01:19:22 +0000

I urge caution to all who are trumpeting success of our surprise attack on our only satellite, for this triumph will likely bear bitter fruit.

To quote Admiral Yamamoto after the Pearl Harbor, ” I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant, and filled him with a terrible resolve.”

At this very moment I have no doubt that the hordes of vacuum space monkeys inhabiting the moon’s dark side are readying their planet crushing counterstrike to Obama’s feeble excuse for an attack.

Why has it always been “Nuke the Moon?” Because to do anything less leaves us open to the revenge of any surviving moon monkeys, of course!!

By: Lewis

Lewis — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:00:44 +0000

OBAMA
Blew up the moon AND won the Nobel Peace Prize.
ON THE SAME DAY, BITCHES.

http://imaletyoufinish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/obama-moon.jpg

By: Stan

Stan — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:04:44 +0000

What award will he win tomorrow?
The Cy Young?

By: Scott in OC

Scott in OC — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:36:16 +0000

Clearly Frank J is a prophet for our times. All has come to pass just as he said! It’s time to get serious, people. We must listen carefully and obey….

The moon must be nuked
All hippies must be punched in the face
Fred Thomson shall be declared POTUS by acclamation
All puppies shall report to their owners for immediate blending (in honor of the Insta-herald who helped spread Frank J’s message)

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:21:31 +0000

Stupid teleprompter told him to Noogie The Moon!

By: Just Passing Through

Just Passing Through — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:41:59 +0000

Now you have to change your logo. Just so he’d get all the credit, Obama hit the moon’s south pole.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:14:57 +0000

Ya think O-bah-muhh will redistribute some of the 1.4 MILLION! dollar prize money back to you, Frank?
In the case of LCROSS ‘bombing’ of the moon, I’d refer back to Jim’s advise to Bart,regarding Mongo.”…If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad.”
The Ripley Method is still the tried and true method. ”…nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

By: Scott P

Scott P — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:07:28 +0000

Sure we bombed the moon today, but the Nobel Prize is only for peace on Earth. The man is a genius, I tells ya.

By: Mikee

Mikee — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:19:27 +0000

That it took someone of Obama’s prestige and political persuasion and Government Service level to make Frank J an internet prophet is somewhat telling.

Just imagine if Putin had decided to follow Frank’s prognostications. Somalia would be a Russian naval base, surrounded by glass-crusted glowing desert, the moon would be no more than half full at any stage in its monthly waxing and waning due to the loss of material from nukage, and monkeys and ninjas would be extinct.

By: Peter Buxton

Peter Buxton — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:58:53 +0000

Frank J.: from wild bloviating internet crank to Prophet in ONE DAY.

By: Mikee

Mikee — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:18:47 +0000

Yeah, the moon took a hit, FINALLY, on Obama’s watch, but what has Obama done about the evil monkeys, and the ninjas and the pirates.

Oh,wait, he did do something about some pirates….

Monkeys and ninjas, watch out! Obama is 2 for 2 so far, and you are next on the list of Frank’s big issues!

By: Jenny

Jenny — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:12:49 +0000

Frank, When I heard the news I immediately thought of you! Congratulations!

By: Trouble

Trouble — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:04:15 +0000

Congratulations Frank on your long-delayed but much-deserved vindication!

By: Rand Simberg

Rand Simberg — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:45:21 +0000

Has anyone else in the world’s history successfully attacked the moon? Actually, Kennedy attacked the moon several times over forty years ago, with the Ranger program, though some were misses (NASA hadn't figured out how to do it very well back then). I'm always surprised at the lack of speculation about this as the real cause of the assassination. Anyway, I'm sure that Obama will be apologizing for the attack any time now. Oh, wait. He only apologizes for things other people do.

By: SomeOtherSteve

SomeOtherSteve — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:34:42 +0000

I just don’t get it. President Bush launches a pre-emptive strike to uproot a ruthless dictator, and he draws the world’s ire. President Obama launches a pre-emptive strike against a peaceful satellite that is NOT ruled by a dictatorship, military junta, or any other form of totalitarian government, and he wins the Nobel Peace Prize. There is just NO justice in this world.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:53:56 +0000

Oh to be the door-to-door champagne salesman with the CNN route.