Random Thoughts
In response to Casino Royale, do you think they’re working on a grittier, more realistic version of Austin Powers?
Should never have given wife access to Netflix queue. Wanted X-Men: Wolverine, instead they’re sending Confessions of a Shopaholic.
Fun Fact: Out of all the large bodies in our solar system, we’ve so far only nuked Earth.
I’m getting tired of the same old arguments; politicians should start accusing each other of witchcraft.
Who is more likely to be a witch: Dennis Kucinich or Ron Paul? I guess we should throw them both in a lake and see if they float.
Considering how Captain Kirk treated the Prime Directive, as a Supreme Court Justice I don’t think he’d be a strict constructionist.
I’m not saying Kirk shouldn’t be a Supreme Court Justice. He’s be a good idea if we think the Court is going to be attacked by the Gorn.
There’s something I just don’t trust about Spock. My first choice for Supreme Court Justice would be McCoy, but that’s hardly surprising.
If we’re going to reduce our nuclear stockpile, we should give a few to the Mythbusters. Bad idea if the myth they’re going to test is: “Starting a nuclear war will result in a global apocalypse.”
So when are the liberals who complained about Iraq going to speak up against this war of choice with the moon?
Whenever my parents try to lecture me, I remind them that it’s because of their poor choices that they’re now old.
In Olbermann’s fight against death, death won and claimed his audience’s brain cells.
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October 9th, 2009 at 11:16 am
“Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor not a Supreme Court Justice!”
-L.McCoy, M.D.
October 9th, 2009 at 11:19 am
“Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor not a judicial activist!”
-L.McCoy, M.D.
October 9th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Except that if the lawyers’ arguments sucked he’d jump over the bench, give them that flying side-kick followed by the double fisted hammer blow with that dang music playing in the background..
Da ta dah dah dah dah dahhhh dah de dah dah! Dah da de dah dah!
However, can you imagine what it’s be like if he read the court’s decision?
“We….find….for the defendant….not…for ourselves….but…for all of…us!”
October 9th, 2009 at 11:26 am
We’re a joke. I expect Mars to soon join the moon in mocking us.
Come to think of it, Pelosi is afraid of going near water.
Kucinich is an alien. Paul would sink because of all the gold he has in his pockets.
Do you really need McCoy to pronounce the Constitution dead?
As soon as Obama decides that we cannot defeat the moon and starts complaining about Republican obstructionism.
That’s too easy, Frank. How can you claim something that doesn’t exist?
October 9th, 2009 at 11:31 am
Random though: What would you call fans of the show “Bones” since “Boners” won’t do.
October 9th, 2009 at 11:33 am
MCCOY: “America’s worse than dead, Jim. Her brain is gone!
KIRK: [mouths]“Her brain?”
October 9th, 2009 at 11:33 am
[Ed] missed this one.
October 9th, 2009 at 11:34 am
FYI, NASA just bombed the moon this morning. Though I’m not sure if it was nuclear, or if the moon can be considered a large body.
October 9th, 2009 at 11:38 am
“Dammit Jim!” I say that all the time. But only Jim’s can say it. I’m Jim – and you’re not.
October 9th, 2009 at 11:39 am
McCoy: Spock! You pointy-eared Vulcan computer!
Spock: RACIST!!!
October 9th, 2009 at 11:40 am
“Normal is what everyone else is… and you’re not.”
October 9th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Rosie’s variety show bombed…but that was self-inflicted so I guess it doesn’t count.
October 9th, 2009 at 11:50 am
How has this not been linked here yet?
October 9th, 2009 at 11:57 am
“Considering how Captain Kirk treated the Prime Directive, as a Supreme Court Justice I don’t think he’d be a strict constructionist.”
I’d always trust the wisdom of one of Harry Mudd’s wise women over that of a white male.
October 9th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
MCCOY:
“AmericaPelosi’s worse than dead, Jim. Her brain is gone!”There! Fixed it for you!
October 9th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Who’s most likely to be a witch? Why, Nancy Pelosi already is, of course! Oh wait, she’s already a bitch.
Never mind.
October 9th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
When will liberals complain about bombing the moon?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/amy-ephron/help-save-the-moon_b_313056.html
Lol. Stupid hippies.
October 9th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
It’s begun:
http://www.reallifecomics.com/comics/2009/20091009_2317.png
October 9th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Should never have given wife access to Netflix queue. Wanted X-Men: Wolverine, instead they’re sending Confessions of a Shopaholic.
Ouch. My condolences.
I got Rodney Dangerfield: No Respect lined up.
October 9th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Perhaps you don’t trust Spock because he lacks Latina Empathy, or ANY empathy for that matter.
October 9th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
I thought “Austin Powers” was a grittier, more realistic version of “Quantum of Solace.”
October 9th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
“Fun Fact: Out of all the large bodies in our solar system, we’ve so far only nuked Earth.”
What a great line.
October 9th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
To test for witches in Congress, throww a bucket of water on them. If they melt away to nothingness, they were witches.
If they don’t melt, you’ve gotten to throw a bucket of water on your congressperson.
October 9th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Kirk: ”The Prime Directive is more what you’d call a ‘guideline’ than actual rule.”
Kirk would only accept a Supreme Court nomination if there are cute blue-skinned humanoid apprentice/aides to exude his manliness on.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:50 am
I would think a wise,cute, Blue-tina humanoid
would make better judgements than a white human male.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:51 am
Now THAT’S thinkin’with your dipstick, Jimmy. THWHAP!!
I hope Scotty gets to use that line in the next StarTrek film.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
You should thank the wife. Wolverine was a travesty.
Also, Greg: She wants to send “two men with buckets and shovels”??? Has anyone explained to her that physical labor requires oxygen?
October 15th, 2009 at 10:57 am
7 james bonds in casino royale….