Random Thoughts
If they give Obama the Peace Prize now, what are they going to give him when he’s a failed ex-president criticizing America and Israel?
And for the record, this makes a mockery of the prize. There is no way Obama has had time to accomplish as much peace as Arafat did.
For all we know, the other nominees could have all been murderers and terrorists and rapists and thus Obama was the most deserving. Certainly none of them bombed the moon.
So the Nobel Peace Prize is like the Spoken Word prize for the Grammys… except those winners at least spoke words.
The Nobel Peace Prize is yet another way Obama is personally connected to terrorists.
It’s days like this that make you wonder why America at any point in history ever thought of listening to the International Community.
BREAKING: Pres. Obama wins Miss Universe!
BREAKING: Pres. Obama wins Super Bowl MVP!
So Obama’s worldwide popularity so far has been useless policy wise, but at least he’s personally financially gained from it.
BREAKING: IGN names Pres. Obama video game of the year!
Guess what I just found in my Cracker Jacks box: A Nobel Peace Prize!
BREAKING: Pres. Obama wins World’s Ugliest Dog!
BREAKING: Pres. Obama named by Guinness as world’s fattest man!
Just once, I’d like Obama to say, “Let me be clear: Gurble flazzle wiggy woozle.”
If they bring back Crystal Pepsi, Obama would be a great spokesman. “Let me be clear… Pepsi Clear!”
Didn’t the Nobel Peace Prize committee see Obama kill that fly?
Obama just used the toilet like a big boy! They should give him the Nobel Pee Prize!
Obama’s first reaction on hearing he won the Nobel Peace Prize: “What took them so long!”
Yes, the Nobel Peace Prize wackiness isn’t Obama’s fault, but once again the international community is making him look like a jackass.
I hate it when people try to act smart by saying they don’t understand things. “I don’t understand the big deal about the Nobel Peace Prize.” Know who doesn’t understand things? Stupid people.
Peace doesn’t exist. Peace is just something hippies made up to sell protest signs and giant paper mache puppets.
We shouldn’t make fun of Obama. He needs our support in trying times like when he wins a Nobel Peace Prize.
Lesson from Wii Fit Plus: Hard to hold 80lb dog and use Wiimote at same time.
How am I like a terrorist? I laughed at Obama. How am I not like a terrorist? I’m not friends with Obama.
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October 12th, 2009 at 9:51 am
SHOCKING NEWS from Drudge, Obama NOT named Nobel Prize winner for economics!!
October 12th, 2009 at 10:02 am
A hooker and a bottle of booze. The same things they give to Clinton.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:14 am
present hussein only bombed the moon because he thought his buddy ares was ignoring his great accomplishmnets in peace.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:46 am
breaking news: Obama just won a day time Emmy award, a Grammy, and the World Series.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Obama was just named the winner next season’s American Idol. And all the previous seasons too.
Paula Abdul was unconscious for comment.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:58 am
*** Breaking News ***
President Obama’s Teleprompter wants recognition; claims Obama’s a fraud; clams-up in disgust over Nobel Prize.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:12 am
*** Breaking News ***
President Obama’s Teleprompter found broken in Fort Marcy Park.
October 12th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
ive decided its time for me to cash in on zero’s winning of the nobel for doing nothing.
and it will come in the form of a new action figure.
http://rumcrook.wordpress.com/2009/10/12/president-wins-nobel-for-nothing/
October 12th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Just in! President Obama has been declared the world wide winner of all prizes for 2010 including the Super Bowl, The Masters & The Readers Digest Sweepstakes!
October 12th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Just in. President Obama’s TelePrompTer claims Bill Clinton took it to a hotel room and “had a talk”. The TelePrompTer was found bent over a chair with a bucket of ice on the seat…
October 12th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Terrorists laugh with him, not at him.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Breaking News!
present hussein wins hop-n-”scotch” game with teddy kenedy.
October 12th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
The Nobel Peas Prize Commitee overlooked O-bah-muh killing the fly because the White House has been deemed an International No Fly Zone.
The Nobel Peas Prize Commitee almost gave Michelle Obama the prize after seeing her garden crop. They could just visualize whirled peas.
October 12th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Isn’t it about time for IMAO to give O-bah-muhh a prize? Perchance you have a ‘The War Against Wall St.’ Award lying around some where, gathering dust. Surely O-bah-muhh has earned that. I’m sure L’il Kim Jong Il has a Big Dong Award he’d like to send to the White House for stealing his ‘Dear Leader’ title.
October 12th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
***Breaking*** The Nobel Commitee has awarded Michelle Obama the Nobel Pees Standing Up Prize.
October 12th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
*** Breaking News ***
Barak hObama wins Oscar for Best Picture.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Obama just used the toilet like a big boy! They should give him the Nobel Pee Prize!
Actually, he missed.