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Random Thoughts

Posted by Frank J. on October 14, 2009 at 9:46 am

I had no thoughts, random or otherwise. Please check again tomorrow.

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20 Responses to “Random Thoughts”

Adrian says:
October 14th, 2009 at 10:38 am
That’s OK, Barack. We’ll put some up on the teleprompter for you anyway.
Jimmy says:
October 14th, 2009 at 10:42 am
“That’s not possible.”
“We just doon’t have the powerr.”
“He’s dead, Jim.”
“He’s worse than dead. His (random) brain is gone!”
“She’s gonna blow. I’m dead anyway.”
“Is this a dead man, doctor?”
“Very dead, Mr. Spock.”
“What is it with you?”

When all else fails, revert to Star Trek quotes.
Plentyobailouts says:
October 14th, 2009 at 10:59 am
FrankJ has turned into a “liberal”. We must find a cure for this disease before WE suffer the fate of no more lolOdisgrace or random thoughts.
DamnCat says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Bucking for a job in the Obama administration?
cjtony97 says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:43 am
*shakes monitor* …….”Concentrate and ask again”
Socrates H. O'Troll says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:46 am
I was once tagged with the mission to write 8 random thoughts and pass it on to 7 friends.

I first questioned how it was I was to determine the randomness of the thoughts. Because if I chose ththe next 8 things I thought of, it would by definition make them non-random. Indeed, was I to list many, many thoughts and select from them randomly, without replacement?

Then I realized that the thoughts could in fact be thoughts about randomness, and that they didn’t have to be my thoughts (as there was nothing mentioned about the originality of the thoughts).

Then I realized that I didn’t actually have 7 friends, or at least not 7 friends I’d like to lose by forcing them to engage in such an exercise.

I think I ruined the game.
Willy says:
October 14th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Visit a Hallmark card store. They have thousands of ready-to-think thoughts.
Hwuu says:
October 14th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Maybe you need us to seed the thought process a bit.

Consider First Lady Palpatine.

Is it possible to be a Sith Lord and a terminator in the same universe?
Plentyobailouts says:
October 14th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Darth bamaaaaah: *heavy breaths* you have kept your wealth for the last time worker *heavy breaths* I will raise your taxes *heavy breaths*

first orc: Does this belt make me look ridiculous?

harry the midget: (in best swartzenwhatever voice) we must make illegals legal, we have them vote now!
Mikee says:
October 14th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I have a thought. It is yours for a penny, to reverse an old saying.
Jimmy says:
October 14th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Here’s a random thought for O’Troll:

Of ‘n>1′ random utterances, the first, by definition, would also seem to be a non sequitur IFF “something does not follow from nothing” is true. But what if it’s false?
Two Random Video Game Shorts links:
October 14th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
[...] IMAO » Blog Archive » Random Thoughts [...]
Corona says:
October 14th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
I have a random thought. All women over 50 should have their vocal chords fixed so they laugh like Phyllis Diller. It’ll remind them that they can’t go around pretending they’re 18 again.
storm1911 says:
October 14th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
I guess the last post about Carter and Obama contains so much built in boggusity and stupisity it nearly wiped out Frank’s awesomeness. Nearly. Note iI said nearly.
MarkoMancuso says:
October 14th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Racism. That’s all you ever think about, you cracker.
Live Free Or Die says:
October 14th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Only one cure for no thoughts, random or otherwise: Cartoon Marathon!
Well, doing ‘shrooms will give you some thoughts, but they might not be your own.
Silicon Valley Jim says:
October 14th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
I had no thoughts, random or otherwise.

Keep it up and you may have a future in management, or perhaps politics.
Corona says:
October 14th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Pearls to swine. You fecks don’t even know who Phyllis Diller is, do you?

Goddam kids.
4 of 7 says:
October 14th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Sure, Phyllis Diller – I remember her.
Had a husband name Fang.
Told her kids she didn’t mind if they drew in the dust on the furniture, as long as they didn’t include the date.
Early pioneer in the field of Extreme Plastic Surgery.
Had so much crud in her oven she could only bake one cupcake at a time.
I think she was my 4th grade teacher.
VelvetElvis says:
October 15th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Re: “I had no thoughts, random or otherwise. Please check again tomorrow.”

Welcome to my world.