Random Thoughts
Interestingly, FOX News’s question for Gibbs after Jake Tapper was, “Why are you so fat and ugly?”
So has the Obama administration given an official opinion on the show Red Eye yet?
It would be funny if FOX News responded to the White House by putting Greg Gutfeld and Andy Levy on as regular anchors during the day.
“FOX News: Not news… just awesome.”
I hear they’re going to do a sequel to Enemy of the State with Glenn Beck replacing Will Smith as the lead.
Swine flu is pretty bad, but at least it’s not swine gonorrhea.
If Fred Thompson says you’ll like something I wrote, that means if you read it and don’t like it, you instantly die.
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October 21st, 2009 at 10:16 am
Swine gonorrhea? Nice!
“It burns when I squeal!”
October 21st, 2009 at 10:25 am
Can you catch swine gonorrhea from Joy Behar? I mean, not that I’d do her with yours…just wonderin’.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:39 am
Frank, when you mention Fred Thompson in Random Thoughts, I can’t remember anything else you wrote. See, just the mention of Fred Thompson clears all the random stuff from your head.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:08 am
“Random Thoughts”
Campaign Slogans for the 2012 elections
*Vote to deport the Kenyan!
*Since when did Kenya become a state?
*Vote for a real American not a Kenyan!
*We’ve got no “hope” and all we’re left with is “change” in our pockets!
*because failure shouldn’t get a second term
October 21st, 2009 at 11:40 am
Tarek Mehanna worst Terrorist EVER!!!
Failed at his jihad because he didn’t get training
Couldn’t get a hold of automatic weapons, just handguns…and there were three in the group!! Apparently they stay out of the ghetto(s) where these are available…Silly Terrorist!
October 21st, 2009 at 11:58 am
zzyzx,
Now that Joy Behar has a show on one of the networks that the White House considers to be “real” news, you might wanna be careful about insulting her.
October 21st, 2009 at 1:10 pm
“Swine gonorrhea? Nice!
“It burns when I squeal!””
There is a Ned Beatty joke in there somewhere, Thor.
bHo has not complained about Red Eye because he has one himself.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Point well taken Son of Bob, so I checked the internet and found out it’s imposable to get swine gonorrhea from Joy Behar….but it is possible to contract it from Rosie O’Donnell.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:21 pm
zzyzx: Only if you are okay with getting *that* close to either JB or R O’D. I for one, am not, so therefore, cannot get swine gonorrhea. Can you imagine the desperation it would take to actually, a) consider ahving sex with either of those harpies, and b) the intestinal fortitude, and complete denial of the natural necessity to vomit, in order to carry out the “transaction”?
storm1911: Paddle faster, I hear banjos!
October 21st, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Swine Flew? Now that’s news! Someone alert Fox ‘Not-necessarily-the-news’ Network!
”America elected it’s first black president? When did that happen?” ” When swine flu!”
October 21st, 2009 at 5:52 pm
The first symptom is diarrhea gonorrhea. You don’t want to know what comes next.
October 21st, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Crow #1: Did you ever see a swine fly?
Crow #2: Well, I’ve seen a horse fly.
Crow #3: Ah, I’ve seen a dragon fly.
Crow #4: Hee-hee. I’ve seen a house fly.
Crow #5: I seen a peanut stand /And heard a rubber band /I’ve seen a needle that winked its eye / But I been done seen ’bout everything / When I see a swine fly…..
October 21st, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Call it the heinie flu. No one can stir up mass hysteria for something with a cute name.