Random Thoughts
Point of Order: If you pretend you’re going to torture a terrorist and instead rickroll him, does that still count as torturing him?
Gitmo should really release a torture mix tape of preferred songs for annoying terrorists. That would sell like gangbusters on iTunes.
If I’m ever captured by the enemy, all they need to do is play some Kings of Leon and I’ll tell them anything.
Has a dog tilting its head ever worked? Has any dog ever suddenly gained understanding by viewing something at a 45 degree rotation? I tried that on a physics equation, and it only made it even more inscrutable.
If Community were any funnier, you’d only be able to watch it after living a lifetime right with Jesus.
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October 23rd, 2009 at 9:50 am
First!
“Bing! Bong! Sing-a-long.
Your name’s Al Gore ’cause your views are wrong!”
I love Community. Great show.
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:50 am
Has a dog tilting its head ever worked? Has any dog ever suddenly gained understanding by viewing something at a 45 degree rotation?
Obama tried the 45 degree thing too when General McCrystal told him what he needed to win in Afganistan. In this case it didn’t work cause Obama still hasn’t figured it out.
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:27 am
Point of Order: If you pretend you’re going to torture a terrorist and instead rickroll him, does that still count as torturing him?
Only if you force him to watch the video.
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:36 am
“Gitmo should really release a torture mix tape of preferred songs for annoying terrorists. That would sell like gangbusters on iTunes.”
It’s actually hilarious to see which groups are coming forward because they’re assuming their music was being used for torture. Apparently, even the members of bands like Rage Against The Machine realize how much their music sucks.
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:48 am
“Has a dog tilting its head ever worked?”
I don’t know about gaining understanding but it sold a lot of RCA products.
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:59 am
I tried that on a physics equation, and it only made it even more inscrutable.
That’s the problem right there. If you had your dog look at the equation with the 45 degree head tilt, he’d have solved it for you.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I don’t know about Rick-Rolled but I’m betting Cheney flew to Gitmo in the dead of the night to Tea Bag a few Evil Doers while they slept!
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I read a comment from a member of Drowning Pool….apparently their song “Bodies” was one of the songs used…and the band was PROUD of it, and saw it as a way for them to contribute to the national defense. Rock on!
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:00 pm
We have proof heney did not go Gitmo. all he needed to do was give the terrorists the cCeney Stare. They would have babbled like scared babies.
If Barney music is torture, then does having had a three year old when Barney came out qualifies me for compensation?