New nickname for Obama: Sissy Nixon
A lot of corruption in Alaska. I guess it’s like how kids feel they can get away with things when they sit at the very back of the bus.
The Dog Whisperer vs. Scooby Doo; that would be something. Maybe he could also stop those kids from being so meddlesome.
Since I’m a humor expert, if I tell you something is funny and you don’t find it funny, that means your brain is stupid.
Liberals don’t hate conservatives. They just lash out at them from misplaced rage from their hatred of liberty and America.
New DNA evidence proves that Video was falsely convicted and executed for killing the Radio Star.
My football readiness level is high.
I hope people use me to sell products long after I’m dead. “Zombie Frank J. says buy Charmin.”
Know what would be neat? A commercial of Ted Kennedy emerging from the water and explaining how DirectTV could have prevented this.
“If I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take for advertising purposes.”
Boise State has to be the best team ever that doesn’t know how to snap a ball.
I think the biggest problem the Angels have had in playing the Yankees is how much they suck. They should be more like an angel of death and less like “Touched by an Angel.”