Comments on: Random Thoughts

By: Corona

Corona — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:21:07 +0000

“A commercial of Ted Kennedy emerging from the water and explaining how DirectTV could have prevented this.”

MaryJos’ decomposition really comes to life in HDTV!

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:57:40 +0000

Think the Dog Whisperer would have any luck with this guy?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/St44QEqrJzI/AAAAAAAAW68/sdbiU1Oh8vw/s1600-h/091020-guard-dog.jpg

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:17:11 +0000

Alaska corruption? Perhaps you’re alluding to Rep. Don Young? 19 Term, 76 year old Don Young? Probably started to feel entitled after all those years of ‘service’.
The Dog Whisperer vs. Cujo in the Octogon, or Thunderdome.
Given the track record of the experts, maybe you should declare yourself a Pert instead.
Expand your advertising in the here-and-now by having Alternate Universe Frank J.(s) hawk stuff the real Frank J. could never sell.
Zombie Frank says Vote Democrat. The Dead always vote Democrat

By: Rick

Rick — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:50:23 +0000

“Know what would be neat? A commercial of Ted Kennedy emerging from the water and explaining how DirectTV could have prevented this.”

That would be the best commercial ever. Sort of like the old National Lampoon Volkswagon ad with the the VW Beetle floating in a river and the caption “If Ted Kennedy had driven a Volkswagon, he’d be President now.”

By: AuntWie

AuntWie — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:26:15 +0000

Hey! Lay off my Angels. There is no such thing as a football fan who can really understand small ball Baseball.

I’ll grant you though, that the Yankees own a few great ballplayers. And a couple of umps.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:40:21 +0000

If liberals hate conservatives, therefore they DO hate America. A = A/

On the flip sude, did we see any liberals protesting the Russian invasion of Georgia? Huh ? Huh?

I’d pay ro see Scooby Doo on Juraasic Parl island. Short, but fun. Like Bambi meets Godzilla.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:55:16 +0000

When di Boise become a state?

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:32:27 +0000

“Since I’m a humor expert, if I tell you something is funny and you don’t find it funny, that means your brain is stupid.”

Well, I hear “experts” all the time on TV, and they’re ALWAYS wrong…about phony global warming, about the economy, about healthcare, about the auto industry, about education, etc., etc. Overall, the profession of “expert” has been pretty maligned. Are you sure that in 2009, you really want to label yourself an “expert”.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:26:06 +0000

So Boise State’s coach dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter shows him to his new mansion. Very nice place with a Boise State flag out front… Then the coach looks across the lake and sees this monster place with a behemoth Iowa Hawkeye flag and a golf course surrounding the place and says “hey, what’s up with that?” “Kirk Ferrents get’s a nicer place than I do?” To which St. Peter responds…”My son, you don’t understand, that’s God’s house!”…

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:15:07 +0000

“The only thing the prevent prevents is a win!” – My Grandfather

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:53:58 +0000

I honestly don’t know how God feels about the shotgun but there is no doubt He hates the prevent defense. Also I live in Alaska and am curious as to what corruption you are alluding to as we Alaskans are always the last to find out about our own corruption?

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:40:58 +0000

Sorry, Basil, but I’ve always prefereed the muddle huddle.

By: Deafdog

Deafdog — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:24:04 +0000

“A lot of corruption in Alaska. I guess it’s like how kids feel they can get away with things when they sit at the very back of the bus.”

At first I thought this was a brilliant insight, but the whole ‘bus’ metaphore breaks down when you remember that New Jersey is in the front of the bus and Michigan and Illinois sit somewhere in the middle. Corruption follows hand-outs. The more hand-outs people get, the more corruption follows. That’s why turning the healthcare industry into one big handout is such a good idea!

By: Basil

Basil — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:23:27 +0000

I take exception to that statement about the shotgun formation. I had many a fun day on the playground in elementary school playing football where every play was a shotgun formation. It’s the perfect formation or elementary school kids.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:08:07 +0000

I thought you were only an expert on alternate universes and Science!, Frank. But I’m glad to know about your humor expertise, as well. That’s nice to know. It’s a good piece of information to have, right there. Thanks.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:51:10 +0000

Boise State has to be the best team ever that doesn’t know how to snap a ball.

Were they in the shotgun? God hates the shotgun. And that is a fact.