Friendly Announcement: I have no desire to murder any of you.
Obama’s new internet regulations aren’t as bad as I thought; I can get a plea bargain as long as I turn state’s evidence on my commenters.
I got an e-mail from Obama that said that IMAO isn’t real news and that I’m a “poopyhead”. He does not want this fight!
Time for my daily practice of saying “I must break you” like Ivan Drago.